Hotel guest that orders up extra amenities (shampoo, lotion, or towels) to his room. When delivered by housekeeper, the guest comes out of the bathroom, drops towel covering himself and chases housekeeper around the room naked.
Housekeeper to GM: "Sir, I just delivered 5 bottles of extra lotion to room 563 and the man came out of the bathroom, dropped his towel and chased me around the room naked".
GM to Hotel Employee: "Well sweetheart.....you got Tommy the Towel'd"!!
GM to Hotel Employee: "Well sweetheart.....you got Tommy the Towel'd"!!
by urbigbrother June 11, 2011
Get the Tommy the Towel mug.Tommy Nugens profusely finger fucked Andrew Barresi in the asshole very hard as as my friend Saba watched and recorded it.
by Wdtastp March 7, 2018
Get the tommy nugens mug.An overwhelming feeling a girl gets when she is irresistibly attracted to a man. Just his presence for an extended amount of time will have her head over heels for him.
by Mr. Psychology November 3, 2018
Get the Tommy Effect mug.A word to not quite insult a person but to make fun of them.
Often used against asian people in particular.
It is not meant to degrade Asian people but to joke with them, kind of.
Often used against asian people in particular.
It is not meant to degrade Asian people but to joke with them, kind of.
by UrDadIsAMotherfucker May 22, 2019
Get the Tommy Dong mug.1. (N) A mythical creature.
2. (N) Demonic Apparition
3. (Adj) Term used to describe someone of beastly form. The person being described is usually male. He/she is covered in hair, they are usually sporting a "Goatee." There natural habitat is within various work out gyms, however they have been know to live in dark forests or caves. They are nocturnal beasts and are most likely found prowling your neighborhood in search of "prey."
They are extremely dangerous animals, especially to females, who they will leave with "Anal fissures."
If you come into contact with one, stop immediately, they have poor vision and usually rely on smell and sound. If necessary the "fetal position" is the safest way to survive an attack.
4. (N) Another word for "Big foot"
5. (N) Missing Link
6. (N) Rapist
See also: "Uncle Tom"
See also: "T.M.A."
2. (N) Demonic Apparition
3. (Adj) Term used to describe someone of beastly form. The person being described is usually male. He/she is covered in hair, they are usually sporting a "Goatee." There natural habitat is within various work out gyms, however they have been know to live in dark forests or caves. They are nocturnal beasts and are most likely found prowling your neighborhood in search of "prey."
They are extremely dangerous animals, especially to females, who they will leave with "Anal fissures."
If you come into contact with one, stop immediately, they have poor vision and usually rely on smell and sound. If necessary the "fetal position" is the safest way to survive an attack.
4. (N) Another word for "Big foot"
5. (N) Missing Link
6. (N) Rapist
See also: "Uncle Tom"
See also: "T.M.A."
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Girl1: Holy shit did you see that beast staring us down?
Girl2: The hairy goatee mother fucker?
Girl1: Hell ya, his demonic eyes pierced my soul.
Girl2: Damn, what a fucking TomMonster.
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Girl1: That rapist TomMonster dude over there looks like he's about to rape someone.
Girl2: Ya I know, my ass hole just started to hurt.
Girl1: Holy shit did you see that beast staring us down?
Girl2: The hairy goatee mother fucker?
Girl1: Hell ya, his demonic eyes pierced my soul.
Girl2: Damn, what a fucking TomMonster.
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Girl1: That rapist TomMonster dude over there looks like he's about to rape someone.
Girl2: Ya I know, my ass hole just started to hurt.
by SeanShizzle September 26, 2009
Get the TomMonster mug.Director, actor, writer, producer (and everything else) behind the cult favorite, masterpiece known as The Room. His extraordinary talent and remarkable filmmaking skills have made him famous worldwide.
Here are some examples from the genius, timeless literature of Tommy Wiseau:
- You are lying! I never hit you! You are tearing me apart, Lisa!
- Oh hi doggy!
- Let's go eat huh!
- I'm so lucky to have you as my best friend, and I love Lisa so much.
- I did not hit her, it's not true, it's bullshit, I did not hit her, I did naat! Oh hi Mark!
- You betrayed me... you that good... you, you're just a chicken, chirp-chirp-chirp-chirp, cheep, cheep.
- What a funny story, Mark!
- Everybody betrayed me! I fed up with this world!
- Maybe you should have a girl, Mark.
- Anyway, how is your sex life?
- You are lying! I never hit you! You are tearing me apart, Lisa!
- Oh hi doggy!
- Let's go eat huh!
- I'm so lucky to have you as my best friend, and I love Lisa so much.
- I did not hit her, it's not true, it's bullshit, I did not hit her, I did naat! Oh hi Mark!
- You betrayed me... you that good... you, you're just a chicken, chirp-chirp-chirp-chirp, cheep, cheep.
- What a funny story, Mark!
- Everybody betrayed me! I fed up with this world!
- Maybe you should have a girl, Mark.
- Anyway, how is your sex life?
by Klogg August 24, 2010
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