toady loach

An unatrative leeching cunt of a woman,a bottom feeding parasite of a person.

Sally ,that toady loach,bummed another 20 bucks off me. Why doesn't she use that gold mine between her legs for something else than a tuna factory?

by ol buzzard March 7, 2014

a little bird told me

Someone told me, but I'm not telling you who it is

1)Me: "Mike and Erin got married!"
Casey: "I know. A little bird told me".

2) Parent: "A little bird told me that you have been smoking".
Child (embarassed): "Mother/Father!"
Parent: "Cigarettes are a waste of money just to be burned up!"

by Karen Stickney October 30, 2007

told

To be put in one's place, whether in the form of a humiliating insult, beating, or other form of defeat.

"Oh, you came in here all arrogant, but you got TOLD!"

by inkdrinker April 24, 2003

toley

A warm hard shit, sometimes containing nuts or sweetcorn. Can be extremely painful to get rid of out the anal opening. Can lead to "ring of fire" syndrome!!

Man shouts to his girlfriend from the lavvie, "I'm huvvin bother wae this toley ... it's no fur comin oot and it's geein me a ring of fire!"

by charbrad73 November 24, 2009

Your mom told me to say hi to you

The best pickup line there ever was. WARNING⚠️: Using this line will instantly make someone fall in love with you and possibly pass out. The effect that is made can never be reversed.

You: Hey, your mom told me to say hi to you.
Them: Will you marry me?

by Zuzusparkleton June 7, 2020

I told you I was hardcore

"I told you I was hardcore" was one of the last things an irc user by the name of Ripper said before he overdosed. He was webcamming this whole event, including the injestion of multiple drugs, and the foaming at the mouth that sealed the deal. Ripper should never be forgotten. Not for the person that he was, but for the person he wanted to be, and failed to be. There is a great moral in what Ripper did infront of an irc channel that the majority of the people did not give two shits about him while the entire event, right in front of their eyes, unvaled.

ripper: I told you I was hardcore
grphish: GO CALL RTHE UCKING
grphish: POISON CONTROL CENTER
grphish: ripper: we knew that already
ripper: fuck u
ripper: pusys
ripper: u are so fucking stupid
(dies shortly later)

by Mike Chase July 25, 2008

Any Told Desire

A post hardcore band consisting of high school seniors, except for that one kid who looks thirty-five, hailing from South Florida that only allows members that wear basket ball shorts and band tees. The beginning of the song "Wow You Would Look Like An Armadillo" is a complete rip off of the song "There Will Be No Violins When You Die" by I Killed The Prom Queen. Their current screamer is a ginger. Their drummer is morbidly obese. Their bassist is Jewish, and their other guitarist looks like Fredrick Douglas.

"Yo man, Any Told Desire is playing at the Talent Farm Tonight."

"Really? I thought they were an I Killed The Prom Queen cover band."

by Hxctw0stepz. May 9, 2010