darn tootin

A redneck's way of saying coolio.

Bobby Joe: "Did you see that tractor?"
Billy Ray: "Yup, it was darn tootin"

by Staffetkongen March 11, 2016

darn tootin

A phrase that 99 year old men use when describing a "fine young thing"
Adjective.

"Ricky Bob was that pretty young thing fly?"
"Darn tootin! Der ol' Bobby Rick!"

by Meeka! January 5, 2009

rootin' tootin' raspberry

An offensive term used for someone who has so much acne on their face, they have no regular skin left.

Cindy gave her rootin' tootin' raspberry friend a bottle of Clearasil for Christmas.

by Morbidia June 4, 2005

tootin' flute

Performing oral sex on a man, giving him a 'blowjob'.

I love tootin' flute.

by BexT April 20, 2008

drive by tooting

a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.

There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.

by thumperconway August 22, 2009

Darn Tootin'

When someone is either correct, whack, an idiot, a psychopath, or an insane r-pattz fan.

Wowwwwww ur DARN TOOTIn' gorl

by #yam December 16, 2018

Tooting your French horn

The act of preforming oral sex on yourself by pulling both of your legs over your head. Contorting your body into the shape of a French horn with your feet being the mouthpiece and your head being the bell of the horn.

"Did you hear about Jeff trying to "Tooting your French horn?!"
"Yeah, I always knew he was lonely, but damn..."

by x405xarmsdealer May 30, 2013