Die Katze ist Kaputt

Translates to "the cat is broken". Sometimes used as a greeting to other students that are learning German.

Person #1. Die Katze ist kaputt!
Person #2. Noo! Not die Katze!!

by Anonomono October 30, 2009

katz

A defined body of knowledge and truth.

I checked Webster's dictionary and then I ran it past the Katz.

by Jdcat September 14, 2018

Berg Katze

An evil Internet troll with superpowers who walks around smooching men and tormenting the cute trap in Gatchaman Crowds.Gets trapped inside tits later on.

Berg Katze wants to watch the world burn.

by SentaiBattler February 28, 2018

Joe Katz

has big gay

y'all see Joe Katz today he kinda gay

by Joekindagay.inc October 3, 2019

Katzing

Present tense of fiddling, messing, or attempting to fix something. (Usually results in humorous mess up.)

I found him katzing with my internet router to have the connect reestablished.

by Kittkatz July 12, 2016

Katz do a troll

some request by someone to a guy named Katz

Jo cmel: Katz do a troll
Katz:ok my
Someone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by KATZEL January 1, 2022

Ich hab ä Katz dehääm

I have a cat at home

Is a parody to Franz Tremmel, the first idiot in Facebook when you tipe his Name. You have to use the sentence when You re very drunk and on Drugs. The sense of it doesn’t exist but is very funny. Unfortunately it’s a German sentence. Often you can „deine Mutter“ hang on it . Ich hab ä Katz dehääm

by Stevven December 16, 2023