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CAVEMAN

To Beat Someone To Death With A Rocket Launcher In The Halo Series

Favoured By Gunn
Bartaci: Maaaate...
Gunn: Oh No You Dont CAVEMAN!
by Gunntesticle September 30, 2007
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cavemanism

the mannerisms men acquire because of their caveman ancestors.
Chris Dunn eats meat because of his cavemanism.
by TACO69 March 31, 2012
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Caveman

1) a title given to one who is insanely hairy, has incredible brute strength, sexy in a savage way, sweats a lot, and who's age can't be determined without asking the individual.

2) someone who frequently makes cave-paintings and eats like michael phelps.

3) is either not smart (like a caveman) OR, is INSANELY smart because the person is a caveman and has been alive since dinosaur-times.

4) has a pet that has been extinct for at least one-hundred years.
"hey look it's caveman! Did you know that that hairy beast invented the wheel?"
by keeper of the caveman November 18, 2009
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Cavemanning

Telling someone that you're going to treat them like a cave man would treat his woman that he wants to bang.

How a caveman treats his woman he wants to bed: bop her on the head, drag her by the hair, throw her over his shoulder in taking her back to his den, where he will manhandle her and have his way with her.
Him: "I'm was planning on cavemanning you later, if you're lucky..."
Her: "what does that mean?"
Him: "Y'know... I'm going to bop you on the head, drag you by the hair, throw you over my shoulder, take you back to my den, where I can manhandle you and have my way with you."

Her: "I'd be lying if I didn't said I wasn't curious..."
by jack6burton May 30, 2018
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Caveman

The act of beating someone viciously on the head with a dildo.
Ashton " Yo did you see my fight earlier"

Kyle " No why?"

Ashton " I went caveman on his ass"

Kyle " nice! "
by StyleKyle April 8, 2010
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caveman

a caveman is a gangasta
lil wayne is a caveman
by drew352 May 18, 2009
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Cavemaned

The act of a man exploiting and abusing the raw, dominating power he possesses over a willing but weaker woman to gain heavy petting, sexual release, or to feel boobies.
Joe Shmoe cavemaned my cousin. He clubbed her, dragged that bitch into an dark alley and bend her over an SUV.
by Donkey Punchers April 6, 2004
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