Afternoon Timber

Kind of like morning wood but in the after noon.
man i sure have a bad case of afternoon timber!
by *ayelmaos_in_spanish* September 09, 2015
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Jimber Timber

I just tried to say "Justin Timberlake" outloud but it came out as "Jimber Timber"
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timber nigger

A racist word for a Native American. White people tend to tack on the word nigger to something that the Non-white people live near/in to make a quick and easy racial slurr. Native Americans live in the forrest, thus, timber nigger was coined.
Crouching Crow sure is one drunk timber nigger.
by TN October 26, 2005
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Tugging the Timber

I woke up with some good morning wood so I was Tugging the Timber for awhile before I got up.
by Lt.Short Bus February 09, 2009
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Timber Turd

When one is sitting taking a shit, his turd is so solid all the way down to where it touches the bottom of the toilet and is still connected to the rectum, and one stands up and the turd falls over and hits him in the nuts, and then one yells timber
I have to go take a poop.....
(10 minutes later)
TIMBER!!!!
thats a timber turd
by the great googlio October 10, 2009
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Timber Texting

I was timber texting you last night after mums fried beans.
by cheabuddyyy4 June 05, 2011
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Big Timber

Big Timber is a small town 60 miles east of Bozeman, Montana that is so small, that if you blink you'll miss it. The town consists of 1,745 people as of 2004.
The coldest temperature on record was -47 in February 1936, and the hottest recorded temperature was 104 in July 1936.
Big Timber is Small town USA
by fairylakegrl March 22, 2009
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