Afternoon Timber

Kind of like morning wood but in the after noon.

man i sure have a bad case of afternoon timber!

by *ayelmaos_in_spanish* October 26, 2015

Jimber Timber

The real name of "Justin Timberlake"

I just tried to say "Justin Timberlake" outloud but it came out as "Jimber Timber"

by ♥🗺☠ June 22, 2021

timber nigger

A racist word for a Native American. White people tend to tack on the word nigger to something that the Non-white people live near/in to make a quick and easy racial slurr. Native Americans live in the forrest, thus, timber nigger was coined.

Crouching Crow sure is one drunk timber nigger.

by TN November 2, 2005

Tugging the Timber

The act of masterbation.

I woke up with some good morning wood so I was Tugging the Timber for awhile before I got up.

by Lt.Short Bus February 9, 2009

Timber Turd

When one is sitting taking a shit, his turd is so solid all the way down to where it touches the bottom of the toilet and is still connected to the rectum, and one stands up and the turd falls over and hits him in the nuts, and then one yells timber

I have to go take a poop.....
(10 minutes later)
TIMBER!!!!
thats a timber turd

by the great googlio October 10, 2009

Timber Texting

Texting while shitting on the toilet.

I was timber texting you last night after mums fried beans.

by cheabuddyyy4 November 22, 2011

Morning Timber

Masturbating immediately after waking up, with morning wood.

"Hey John, what'd you do this morning"
"Ah, I just Morning Timbered."
"... What?"

by Colver August 11, 2014