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jizz gargling thundercunt

The king of insults. When any known combination of expletives barely scratches the surface of how low the individual in question is, accept no substitute
by fattyman February 8, 2014
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Thundercunt

A cunt of the highest order, who finds new and exciting ways of pissing off her significant other. Thundercunts tend to be over 300 lbs, and hate working just as much as they love chicken nuggets from Wendy's.
Jennifer, you fat fucking pig. Stop being a thundercunt and open the door. I have nuggets for you.....
by milkdud August 23, 2006
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thundercum

to blow a huge load of semen in large bursts
After she sucked my dick i thundercummed all over her
by jizzking21 July 7, 2013
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thundercunting

When you use the power of Thor's hammer to punch open the vagina of an unsuspecting woman.
Terry - I haven't seen Andy in a while

Falular - Yeah I was thundercunting him all of last night.

Terry - lol
by broocemoose January 14, 2014
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alaskan thunderfuck

insanely high quality marijuana with orange and clusters of white thc strands. also is covered in crystals, is very light green, and smells like heaven. without a doubt some of the planets best shit. just a handful of hits will do you in. it only takes 1 to get blown though
The second I walk into the crib im handed the bowl and ask if its the good shit and his reply is hell yea that alaskan thunderfuck. Itll get you gone bro.
by luckynumber4 February 13, 2008
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Thundercunt

The biggest and most cuntiest of all cunts. Generally, thundercunts are incredibly obese and have a portal to Hell in between their legs rather than a vagina.
Bob: Have you met the new girl?
Joe: You mean Meghan? Yeah, dude, she's a fucking thundercunt.
by JackamoTheThunderCuntSlayer February 4, 2009
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Chad ThunderCock

The biggest Chad to ever walk the earth. He is the last of his kind. Born in the 1800s in Detroit, he attended the university of Detroit at birth. He is truly the definition of Chad. Some people say he is a myth, but to his loyal disciples... He is a legend. He truly is an alpha male.
by ChadTheCh February 25, 2021
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