Clubbed thumbs (scientific name brachydactyly type D) is a recessive trait that reduces the length of the top bone of your thumb, resulting in short, fat thumbs. It really sucks because you get made fun of and texting is harder, it's also harder to play a lot of musical instruments and don't even get me started on having to find a bowling ball that doesn't get stuck on your thumb. You can have both or just one clubbed thumb, it also has like a million nicknames, including murderer's thumb, toe thumb, royal thumb, etc.
Person: Eww your thumbs are ugly
Me: Yeah I have clubbed thumbs and it makes it really hard to play the bassoon.
Me: Yeah I have clubbed thumbs and it makes it really hard to play the bassoon.
by A Sharp Major July 28, 2018
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A person on Youtube (or likeminded websites) who submits a comment for the sole intention of getting "thumbs up".
Many of these people copy other thumbs up comments to get their attention fix.
Many of these people copy other thumbs up comments to get their attention fix.
John: Justin Biebers dick is as small as the dislike bar, thumbs up if you're listening to this in 2011
Jane: God John, you're such a thumbs up whore, the worst of all attention whores.
Jane: God John, you're such a thumbs up whore, the worst of all attention whores.
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The series of web pages which have been positively rated by someone on a social bookmarking website.
On stumbleupon.com, users show that they like or dislike sites recommended to them by the StumbleUpon service by giving a thumb up or thumb down. Hence, "thumbstream".
On stumbleupon.com, users show that they like or dislike sites recommended to them by the StumbleUpon service by giving a thumb up or thumb down. Hence, "thumbstream".
by Pistos August 1, 2007
When doing a chick doggy-style and you are too drunk to find the hole, you use your thumb as a marker. Put your thumb in the hole that you want to go into and use it as a guide for your penis. Also works well in the dark.
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