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Clubbed thumbs

Clubbed thumbs (scientific name brachydactyly type D) is a recessive trait that reduces the length of the top bone of your thumb, resulting in short, fat thumbs. It really sucks because you get made fun of and texting is harder, it's also harder to play a lot of musical instruments and don't even get me started on having to find a bowling ball that doesn't get stuck on your thumb. You can have both or just one clubbed thumb, it also has like a million nicknames, including murderer's thumb, toe thumb, royal thumb, etc.
Person: Eww your thumbs are ugly
Me: Yeah I have clubbed thumbs and it makes it really hard to play the bassoon.
by A Sharp Major July 28, 2018
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What you must give to this definition, or my parents will beat me.
Please! Just one thumbs up! Oh God, please!
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Thumbs up whore

A person on Youtube (or likeminded websites) who submits a comment for the sole intention of getting "thumbs up".

Many of these people copy other thumbs up comments to get their attention fix.
John: Justin Biebers dick is as small as the dislike bar, thumbs up if you're listening to this in 2011

Jane: God John, you're such a thumbs up whore, the worst of all attention whores.
by Biofresh December 29, 2011
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1. a sign of approval

2. approving
I got the thumbs up to follow through from the manager.
by Light Joker January 7, 2007
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thumbstream

The series of web pages which have been positively rated by someone on a social bookmarking website.

On stumbleupon.com, users show that they like or dislike sites recommended to them by the StumbleUpon service by giving a thumb up or thumb down. Hence, "thumbstream".
There is an extremely high percentage of top quality links coming out of Pistos' thumbstream.
by Pistos August 1, 2007
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Thumbscope

When doing a chick doggy-style and you are too drunk to find the hole, you use your thumb as a marker. Put your thumb in the hole that you want to go into and use it as a guide for your penis. Also works well in the dark.
I was so drunk I had to thumbscope that chick just to find the hole.
by Tyny1979 February 5, 2010
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Thumbs up

Taking a picture with thumbs up means your obsessed with me no matter what
You seen them put there thumbs up there obsessed with vscreams
by vscreams April 7, 2022
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