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Alabama three-way

A homosexual encounter between three supposedly straight, religious men. Usually takes place right after they all condemn gay marriage as being a mortal threat to traditional marriage and the world as we know it.
"No wonder the GOP is so obsessed with gay sex. Ricky boy, Newt and Mittens were caught in an Alabama three-way after their last debate!"
by Senator Ricky May 12, 2012
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three way call

To phone someone up whilst getting it on with their girl/boy friend.
Am I in a three way call?
by Rob12344 August 22, 2007
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Devils Three way

When two guys are fucking one girl, and the two guys can't look each at each other in the eyes
Rob and Al had a Devils three way with melony last friday
by Richkyle May 4, 2008
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Russian Three Way

When one guy bangs a girl as hard as he can in the ass, then the vagina.
Mom bends over for Dad and he pounds her twice as hard in the pussy, and the ass.

Me: Hey Molly, do you wanna have a Russian Three Way later
Molly: Yeah, but who's the other guy
Me: It's just me, I'll bang you as hard as 2 guys.
Molly: Oh, Ok
by AmericanWolfEnt March 19, 2013
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chili three way

Much like a chili dog, but done with double penetration.
"Dude, Lance and I just gave that whore a chili three way she won't be forgetting anytime soon!"

"Honey, tonight I'm feeling frisky. Put on my strap-on and bone me in the ass with both dicks, then wipe the shit all over my naked flesh."
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Cincinnati Three-Way

A meal consisting of spaghetti noodles, chili and cheddar cheese.

1. Boil spaghetti noodles
2. Bring chili to a simmer (meant for no-bean chili but beans are fine, as long as it's Chili Man)
3. Place noodles on plate
4. Chili on top of noodles
5. Cheddar cheese on top of chili
6. Microwave for 15 seconds (for presentation)
Man, I fucking love Cincinnati Three-Ways. And the Blackhawks.
by Sue Doe Nimn December 1, 2010
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bakersfield three way

When three guys split the cost of a gas station vending machine cock ring.
Did you see that woman pleaser in the bathroom vending machine? Let's go bakersfield three way on it.
by Ridiculous KPJ July 8, 2012
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