When someone doesn't know how to properly use "First World Problems" and accidentally uses "Third" instead. Sometimes, someone named Chad is known to use the term incorrectly - then argue about it indefinitely.
by StephCoast September 12, 2013
Get the third world problemsmug. A common stance used by patrons of public restrooms where there are no toilets found, but only holes in the ground. Typically found in most Asian and African countries.
How did you enjoy your trip to China?
Alright, except that third world crouch I had to do in the public bathrooms did a number on my knees.
Alright, except that third world crouch I had to do in the public bathrooms did a number on my knees.
by ohhman327 March 11, 2011
Get the Third world crouchmug. A diet which consists of eating and drinking nothing leading to some minor bloating which can be reversed by eating a single cracker a month.
Person 1: OH MY GOD! You look amazing! You must've lost 60 lbs in the past couple weeks! What's your secret?
Extrememly thin person 2: Oh thanks! Yah, I'm totally on the third world diet! But it gives me gas!
Extrememly thin person 2: Oh thanks! Yah, I'm totally on the third world diet! But it gives me gas!
by mizzen June 3, 2008
Get the third world dietmug. A white person who lusts after brown people.
by Mastiboy September 22, 2016
Get the third world groupiemug. This is the act of taking a shovel to scoop up a steaming pile of dog shit from your driveway, in order to relocate it so your shoes don't get shitty. After scooping up the dog shit, you throw it from across the driveway and hit the backboard of your basketball hoop.
If successful, at least one big turd will stick to the top right of the backboard.
If successful, at least one big turd will stick to the top right of the backboard.
by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008
Get the third world slam dunkmug. one of those cool silver boom boxes from the 80's .....you know the big grey ones that they slung over their shoulder
we our rich and white and make fun of people with third world breifcases because their poor and were rich but, have no sole for we sold them to satan
by Anonymous October 30, 2003
Get the third world breifcasemug. A pistol
Hey Rizu, i wanna shoot him up
Rizu: well u might need ''a third world credit card'' for that bro, u want mine?
Rizu: well u might need ''a third world credit card'' for that bro, u want mine?
by Rizu 'D Gangxter' March 3, 2014
Get the third world credit cardmug.