third-world-counties 

Countries that have a very poor economy and have suffering people in them. For examole, North Korea is a third-world country. It is lead by an idiot who is allies with Saddam and the people there eat dogs because they are starving. Sometimes a counrty can go from a first or second world country but then become a third-world-country, such as Iraq. Before Saddam became dictator Iraq was dong pretty good but Saddam messed it all up.

third-world-counties by Anonymous July 12, 2003

third world problems 

When someone doesn't know how to properly use "First World Problems" and accidentally uses "Third" instead. Sometimes, someone named Chad is known to use the term incorrectly - then argue about it indefinitely.

"Your <insert first world problem here> is a thing? Third world problems"

third world problems by StephCoast September 12, 2013

Third world crouch 

A common stance used by patrons of public restrooms where there are no toilets found, but only holes in the ground. Typically found in most Asian and African countries.

How did you enjoy your trip to China?

Alright, except that third world crouch I had to do in the public bathrooms did a number on my knees.

Third world crouch by ohhman327 March 11, 2011

third world diet 

A diet which consists of eating and drinking nothing leading to some minor bloating which can be reversed by eating a single cracker a month.

Person 1: OH MY GOD! You look amazing! You must've lost 60 lbs in the past couple weeks! What's your secret?
Extrememly thin person 2: Oh thanks! Yah, I'm totally on the third world diet! But it gives me gas!

third world diet by mizzen June 3, 2008

third world slam dunk 

This is the act of taking a shovel to scoop up a steaming pile of dog shit from your driveway, in order to relocate it so your shoes don't get shitty. After scooping up the dog shit, you throw it from across the driveway and hit the backboard of your basketball hoop.

If successful, at least one big turd will stick to the top right of the backboard.

"In order to save my Nike Airs, I did a third world slam dunk at the buzzer."

third world slam dunk by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008

third world credit card 

A pistol

Hey Rizu, i wanna shoot him up
Rizu: well u might need ''a third world credit card'' for that bro, u want mine?

third world credit card by Rizu 'D Gangxter' March 3, 2014

third world groupie 

A white person who lusts after brown people.

Steve loves Pakistani girls. He's such a third world groupie.

third world groupie by Mastiboy September 22, 2016