Bike Thief

Black people, because everyone knows only black people steal bikes

“Hey, that bike thief is stealing my bike! Someone shoot him!”

by DoctorGewehr October 10, 2019

conversation thief

The man or woman who routinely steamrolls their way into a private conversation and makes it their own, usually stealing one conversation partner and leaving the other feeling jilted.

Common incident in staff rooms, classrooms, etc., where interesting conversations are few and far between.

Esmeralda: "Oh you're so funny Rufus, I would be so unhappy without you to talk to."
Rufus: "So I was wondering, well if you're not too busy tonight, maybe we could-"
Jean-Claude: (pokes Esmerelda) "Traffic was bad this morning..."

Rufus:(looking totally cast aside)"That fucking Jean-Claude... what a conversation thief!"
Tom: "Yeah."

by Thomas Harman February 28, 2009

Pancake Thief

One who breaks into someones car with the sole intent of shitting in the trunk.

Dude, there's shit in your trunk. Looks like you got hit by a pancake thief. Balls.

by two dudes and a dudette May 23, 2009

oxygen thief

A person so useless on this planet that the mere fact of them breathing is a waste of oxygen.

"Shut up you fat, lazy, good for nothin, motherfuckin oxygen thief!"

by CS January 9, 2004

Thiefshipping

Is a pairing in the anime series Yu-gi-oh. This pairing is Bakura (Spirit of the Millenium Ring) and Malik Ishtar (Hikari). There are many other kinds of shippings other than just thiefshipping and some can have the same name for different couples.

In most fanfictions the pairing is given a name that has shipping at the end. Ex: Thiefshipping, Puzzelshipping and so on.

by Danielle E. R, April 24, 2008

Thiel

Someone named Thiel has a positive out look on life, are full of enterprise, energy, versatility, adventurousness, and eagerness to extend experience beyond the physically familiar. Thiel's are extremely intelligent so they're able to grasp new subjects with ease. They're also capable of multi-tasking, however they don't always finish what they start. Thiel's are honest, friendly and open-minded.

Thiel's have a tendency to fall fast and hard for others. They tend to give themselves fully in each new relationship a quality that ends up chipping away at their inner being.

He is a honest and true friend. He must be a Thiel.

by DarthAnubis February 5, 2010

Theta Phi Alpha

Theta Phis are the most real girls in any sorority. They are sweet, kind, caring, and crazy intelligent. They are leaders in on and off the campus representing true Greek Life. Not only are the all around bad-asses but they are the most crazy fun sorority girls you will ever meet. They are the beautiful girls you take home to mom and then they out drink your dad under the table, because they already out drank every fraternity. Never sober, always true are the theta phis, known for holding their liquor with class. The penguin best represents them because they travel in packs, mate for life, and are always dressed for a party. Do not try and mess with a theta phi girl because if you mess with one you mess with the entire sorority. There sisterhood is the strongest, truest, and proudest of the greek tree. They would never bad mouth their sisters and are always there by there side. Every loyal, ever lasting are the Theta Phi Alpha girls.

Dude1: Wow, you would be a perfect Theta Phi Alpha. You are smart, beautiful, sweet, outgoing, and crazy fun!
PNM: Thanks! Its only the dream to belong to the best sorority on campus.

by CollegeCampuses March 18, 2015