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The White Mist

Spraying your jizz into the back of an electric fan, making sure that the fan blows your load out, in a shotgun like fashion.
Use The White Mist on a girl that is asleep.
Use The White Mist in a contest to see who can get the best range/distance.
Use The White Mist onto a dart board.
Use The White Mist on a pass out friend.
by inevitable_innovator July 4, 2009
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the white stuff

n. (1) Cocaine, particularly the fine powder of higher purity that is preferred for snorting by the wealthy. However, it CAN sometimes refer to crack rock in the ghetto.

(2) The mixture of partially hydrogenated, synthetic, spun fats and corn sweeteners that constitutes the standard filling in an Oreo cookie.
Her friends always knew that Courtney Love had a predilection for the white stuff.



Cop: Do you have anything on you that I need to know about?

Demetrius: Naw man, we doin' it all proper this time...NAW, whatchu wanna look in there for, man...SHIT that ain'tcho bidness man...

Cop: What's this? (pulls out a sack of crack rocks.)

Demetrius: (Sigh) That's the white stuff, just a little. I'm sorry officah. I ain't never gonna...

Cop: Looks more yellow that white. Did you cook this up, Demetrius? Be honest with me now.

Demetrius: Yessah. Mostly bakin' soda an' some chalk an' some Rat-B-Gone. I'm really sorry officah. I ain't ever gonna...

Cop: (Puts "Big D" into cruiser.) Watch your head there son.
by Carl Willis August 26, 2004
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The White Man's Burden

The onus that has been put on the white man to drag the rest of the world into civilization while simultaneously being the most hated group on the planet.
It was the white man's burden to drag the African negro out of his mud hut clicking and screaming into the first world and look how we've been repaid.
by Kompress0r June 13, 2021
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The White Cloud Of Doom!

The act of getting a friend or family member to insert baby powder or even baking powder (it's really up to you) into your ass crack and while someone is sleeping, fart a cloud of white smoke in the person of choice's face.
Jesus Christ, Doug! your face is white like chinese woman from the white Cloud of doom!
by Indian Killer January 6, 2007
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The White Glove

Whilst performing a houdini, during the process of spitting on the receiving team's back, the male ejaculates into his hand. as she turns around thinking he had finished, she receives a hearty slap to the face full of cum. optional smear to the hair.
Person 1: "Yo how you gonna break up with sally?"
Person 2: "im gonna give that bitch the white glove."
by houdinihand September 22, 2007
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The White Wizzard

As a man is climaxing from a blow job, he promptly removes his penis and cums in the womans eye while screaming "Expelliarmus!!" with great conviction. This is ill advised to men with a substancial load as serious injury has plagued this majestic and selfless gesture throughout the ages.
I love Harry Potter so much i show'd my girl The White Wizzard
by Wiggles The Linguist February 24, 2009
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The White Tushman

Forgetting to wipe the coke off of your nose before walking into public.
She came out of the bathroom with The White Tushman.
by Evander June 11, 2006
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