roasting the turtle

verb; action

1. smoking cannabis out a bowl

2. to get high

Thomas: Yo mate, me and Charlie are going to be roasting the turtle, want to join in?

Ron: Hell ya dude, let get a hit of that dank.

by kingoflimbs August 3, 2012

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roasting the trout

the act of rigorous female masturbation

she's been in the shower soooo long, I'll bet she's roasting the trout....

by pin-up October 8, 2014

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roasting the almond

when you warm your lady loins while your roommate is out of the room

My roommate's spending the weekend with her boyfriend as a sex slave, so I'm going to be roasting the almond all weekend!

by nastychicken June 26, 2016

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Roasting the butter

When you stick a finger in your butt, sexual or not, and you leave it there until your finger turns a dark shade

Just got a new bath bomb so it’s a good night to be roasting the butter while Peter Gabriel plays softly in the background with candles lit and fresh aromatics.

by annmrtr February 2, 2018

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Rasta Dave and the bedroom crew

A method of tricking radio DJ's into saying something which is like total banter.

"So you're listening to Brad on WKXYZ, home of the weekend tunes and up to the minute news. First a shout out to Rasta Dave and the Bedroom Crew in South Belmont"

Entire audience know DJ has been tricked

by Capewellavc April 9, 2017

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