Pissed the Waffles

when something you did hasn't gone the way you planned and it backfired on you.

Team, it looks like my new creative playbook has cost us the championship and i've been crushed in the game big time. I must admit, I pissed the Waffles worse than that woman who put her pregnancy test on her husbands breakfast. I'm very sorry

by canatex December 20, 2021

Pissed the Waffles

When your plans backfired on you.

I really should've planned my pregnancy reveal more carefully. I really pissed the waffles both figuratively and literally.

by canatex December 20, 2021

pissed the skill out

When you're locked in a video game and suddenly you have to go pee and all the skill and focus disappears.

I just hit a quadra kill five minutes ago but now i'm bottom frag. i guess i pissed the skill out

by leafy leaf May 10, 2024

The Turtle Just Passed You

Slang for walking or driving too slow that everyone passes you.

Can you walk faster, the turtle can walk faster than you, the turtle just passed you. You drive too slow that the turtle can pass you.

by JayEssBee85 December 16, 2013

the boat has passed

the opportunity has gone by

when people drop out of architecture and want to come back 2 months later, "the boat has passed"

by gluescrews October 15, 2013

Passed you the Salt

When in a conversation and someone interrupts

John: Did you see the game last night?
Dave: Yeah it was a close game
Steve: I've seen better

John: Who passed you the salt

by Stanley Wilkerson May 25, 2009

Pissed on the monitor

A phrase you say when something bad has happened but also after that another bad thing happens.

Sean: Hey man I’m sorry about your dog getting hit by that car yesterday.

Kyle: Yea man but you won’t believe what happened after that. My girlfriend called and broke up with me.

Sean: Wow you just pissed on the monitor!

by Krankëmz October 13, 2021