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Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener

The act of a Vietnamese girl sitting down in a spinnable office chair with her head facing up and her mouth open. A penis is then inserted into the mouth and the office chair starts spinning, which then, with the girl's incisors, slices the penis precisely until the penis is sharp enough to use as a writing utensil.
"Aw shit, I ran outta pencils. Ay nigga, get yo Vietnamese bitch to give me a fuckin' Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener or I'm failing this fuckin' test."
by BangalangMan February 12, 2025
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Pencil Sharpener

A type of machine that you can use to sharpen a pencil down to a tiny stub and throw at anyone within a 5 feet radius.
Where is my pencil sharpener?
by BananaCat0811 September 22, 2020
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Pencil Sharpener

Don't get any funny ideas... It's just something people use to sharpen their pencils.
"When Wilma broke her pencil, she went to use the pencil sharpener to sharpen it."
by Silicosis9324 June 20, 2022
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