A Mitch

An asshole; That guy nobody enjoys being around. Commonly uses the phrase, "Shut up, fag."

"He kept telling me to shut up, and that I was a fag."

"What a Mitch."

by Brenda Murphy September 17, 2011

Mitch

short for "man bitch". An extremely moody (or bitchy) man.

girl: so what is your friend being all pissy for?
boy: oh, he's just being a mitch

by jamminguitarist February 3, 2010

Mitch

In addition to being a towel, Mitch has a HUGE cock.

Hey did you see that towel? He's hung like a Mitch!

by laurabuggggg October 28, 2008

Mitch

Man - Bitch

GuyA: Dude...sophia is such a mitch

GuyB: But she's a girl?

GuyA: No.. she's not..shes a man..and a bitch.. therefore, a mitch.

by Superssssss! May 31, 2010

Mitch

Male Bitch.

A man who acts as if he has no nuts. Just like a contentious woman who constantly causes problems and messes up everyone's good time and inner peace. Mostly because they are bored or didn't get what they wanted.

Damn this guy being a mitch because I stood up for myself and brought him down to our level. He keeps yelling louder then me when I try to talk and trying to get me disliked.

by Man Power June 16, 2009

mitched

When somebody only drinks half their drink and then just leaves it right where he drank it last and never comes back for it.

He just mitched that pop over there.

by champ of all champ February 11, 2010

Mitched it

Royally screw up, botch something. Being an overall incompetent idiot.

Man at work today he really mitched it up labeling the boxes.

by The mustache August 29, 2020