A monster in almost-human form that dates clinically-obese security guards. Also known as Girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher, this vile creature is so horrifically ugly that those who look at it have been known to retch with such violence they vomit their livers out onto the ugly bitch's shoes.
Oh shit, its The Thing!
What?! You don't mean The Thing With Teeth Halfway Down Its Neck?
Yes! Nogtard vomited his liver on the bitch's shoes last week.
I know. The Porky Scotcher picked up the liver and barbecued it.
What?! You don't mean The Thing With Teeth Halfway Down Its Neck?
Yes! Nogtard vomited his liver on the bitch's shoes last week.
I know. The Porky Scotcher picked up the liver and barbecued it.
by Benny Twadge May 24, 2009
Get the The Thing With Teeth Halfway Down Its Neckmug. Come on dude, you’re asking for too many hours of sitting and waiting for quadratic, random chickens. Can’t you meet me at the halfway? Don’t get me wrong, those juicy chickens are always worth the wait and I love quadratic equations, I do them every day but I can’t be a lamper. ;)
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it June 17, 2019
Get the the halfwaymug. Halfway hammered - when you are getting hammered. Your unsure if you should drink more at this point. It depends on the situation and the people around you if you are going to drink more or just stay in halfway hammered pocket. You are sober know what your doing and drunk enough to enjoy it..
by Kompski June 14, 2018
Get the Halfway hammeredmug. A slang term for the Mr. Appliance franchise chain derived from the fact that employees are typically sloven in appearance and give the impression of coming from less than desirable backgrounds.
Person A: "Who fixed your dishwasher?"
Person B: "Oh this thugish looking gentlemen from Mr. Halfway House."
Person B: "Oh this thugish looking gentlemen from Mr. Halfway House."
by joesixpackabs February 18, 2010
Get the Mr. Halfway Housemug. by Bigblrddds April 23, 2021
Get the halfway homelessmug. by John Coosa November 3, 2011
Get the halfway mommug. Cutting your penis down the middle from tip to halfway along the shaft to create two different child penises so you can bang two chicks at once.
by The Dank Jester May 15, 2018
Get the Halfway Hot Dogmug.