by sauced pickles May 07, 2023
by jrobby9999 June 06, 2017
A soft, stupid, but overtly friendly boy. A term used by a female to describe a male companion who, like the average Golden Retriever dog, has at least 5 generations of parents who are siblings. His personality reflects this as he is oblivious, slow, but persistently happy. Like many golden retrievers, people are easily distracted by his cute looks and friendly demeanor, so he is often able to exhibit both socially and morally unacceptable behavior without consequence.
Matt is such a golden retriever boyfriend, I found my mom’s jewelry in his car and he said he was going to have it professionally cleaned as a surprise. Isn’t that precious?
by Anisseeds February 16, 2023
A girl who is very submissive, goofy, and never knows what she's getting into. All she wants is for a dominate male to pet her, however golden retriever girls tend to not be very appealing to men.
by Golden Retriever Boy November 16, 2021
by Hoemalone2 December 26, 2023
The evolution of the Golden retriever boyfriend, the Elder golden retriever husband, who is easy going, playful, and silly like his golden retriever counter part, but with way more snap, crackle, and pops, who craves a daily nap in the sun. He still sees himself as having his 22 yr old body and will act as such and then spend 2 days recovering from the shenanigans he got into with his kids.
'Wasn't your husband just complaining about his knee pain? Where did he go?'
In the back ground 'kids don't do this!' As my husband leaps off the high dive attempting a back flip landing on his back.
'Yup, that's my elder golden retriever husband'
In the back ground 'kids don't do this!' As my husband leaps off the high dive attempting a back flip landing on his back.
'Yup, that's my elder golden retriever husband'
by Jamesbrit September 03, 2023
A soft boy who commonly has blonde hair and is one with being outside, but also, will hop onto Fortnite or Lethal Company with you. He is more of an optimistic type of person, yet he will be straight too the point when need be because he cares about you. Gentle yet playful! He may be a tad bit unaware, and disconnect sometimes though that's just him.
"Oh, well. Wanna walk the trails after school? We have a tad bit too yap about." Me
"Yea, i'm free too. What do you mean we have a bit too talk about?" The Golden Retriever Boy
"You literally just pin- y'know what, we just have a bit too talk about." Me
"Yea, i'm free too. What do you mean we have a bit too talk about?" The Golden Retriever Boy
"You literally just pin- y'know what, we just have a bit too talk about." Me
by yourfavoritebitch February 06, 2024