golden retriever boy

straight cheerful white boy
who may or may not cry a lot

"how the hell do you always pull golden retriever boys?"
"its a skill"

by sauced pickles May 7, 2023

G.R.P (Golden Retriever Puppy)

The happiest thing or person in the world. Someone who exudes energy.

Ben: "hey that guy is so happy today"
Tim:"Yeaa man he's such a G.R.P (Golden Retriever Puppy)"

by jrobby9999 June 6, 2017

Golden Retriever Boyfriend

A soft, stupid, but overtly friendly boy. A term used by a female to describe a male companion who, like the average Golden Retriever dog, has at least 5 generations of parents who are siblings. His personality reflects this as he is oblivious, slow, but persistently happy. Like many golden retrievers, people are easily distracted by his cute looks and friendly demeanor, so he is often able to exhibit both socially and morally unacceptable behavior without consequence.

Matt is such a golden retriever boyfriend, I found my mom’s jewelry in his car and he said he was going to have it professionally cleaned as a surprise. Isn’t that precious?

by Anisseeds February 16, 2023

Golden Retriever Girl

A girl who is very submissive, goofy, and never knows what she's getting into. All she wants is for a dominate male to pet her, however golden retriever girls tend to not be very appealing to men.

I wonder if that golden retriever girl Alisa would let me pet her, oh boy I hope so!

by Golden Retriever Boy November 16, 2021

Golden Retriever Greeting

When you give someone a rim job upon meeting them for the first time and have them tell you about their day while eating their ass.

Upon Gary meeting Susan, he asked if he could give her the golden retriever greeting.

by Sluts4SkyDaddy March 2, 2022

Golden retriever

White boy

Golden retriever boys are adorable

by July 24, 2022

Golden Retriever

A simp/beta male with passive traits while dealing with women. Basically, another word for "NICE GUY", tends to be a place holder for a "Real Man" or "Bad Boy" in a woman's life later down the road or after the fact.

Golden Retrievers are VERY stable in relationships and are considered "SAFE" and "BORING". Golden Retrievers will never break your heart and will always stay obedient.

Commonly seen as "INFERIOR" or "LESS" than dominant masculine males. Typically used by women that are "HEALING" or just came out of a "HOE PHASE".

GIRL 1: "OMG...I just went out on a date with Justin on Saturday and he's such a Golden Retriever. I'm in my bad girl era, so I definitely need me a toxic bad boy king like Chad...LOL."

GIRL 2: "What a loser, just keep dating him for his money and free food."

GIRL 1: "Girl, duh."

by theDonWEBB October 2, 2023