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Alabama dry rub

When you give a relative a hug and you press your penis into them without them knowing
Dude your aunt pretty hot .
Yea every year I give her an Alabama dry rub
by Rickbrick March 21, 2023
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Dry rub

A boring version of sex with no actual sexual intercource involved..... literally just rubbing a dick and a vagina together 😫
Josh: Hey Will, did u and Bella do it last night?
Will: Nah we just dry rubbed for ages, it was so boring, I just wanted to shuv my dick in her mouth but she’s on a no cum diet....😕
#dick
#oral
#will
#josh
#bella
#cum
by KityLover November 14, 2017
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Memphis Dry Rub

When you’re forced to jerk off without the aid of lubrication due to the lack of amenities in a cheap hotel while traveling.
After staring at the hot stewardess for three hours on my flight today I had to rub one out with no delay. My cheap hotel had no lubrication so I had to perform a Memphis Dry Rub just to release the poison. Fortunately there was a 7-11 nearby, so round two was much more pleasant.
by Arc A. Noodle September 7, 2021
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