the donkey punch

When you are doin a chick from behind, put it in her bum really fast and hard, when she screams like a donkey you punch her in the face.

Last night I gave that chick the donkey punch

by Matt Chow September 8, 2006

Leave the donkey at the airport

When you, because of inaction or indifference, leave a condom inside a woman after intercourse.

I wasn't really that into her, so I decided to leave the donkey at the airport.

by Stump Merrill June 24, 2010

dobbin the donkey

To dob the donkey is , dare I say it ? to have sexual intrcourse with a donkey. As disgusting as this may sound, it is common practice in the hills surrounding the Costa Blanca in Spain.

Hey, Miquel ! Where is Noel ?

He'll be along in a minute. He's dobbin the donkey my friend.

by emanuel de muffin November 24, 2006

Pin the Tail on the Donkey

When you're about to have sex with a girl on her period... you turn out the lights so it's dark, flip her around into the doggystyle position, bend her over, pull her tampon out, and attempt to stick it in her ass in the dark as if you were blind folded and trying to pin the tail on the donkey. Upon completion, sex is mandatory but the return of the tampon to the vagina and/or Donkey Punch is optional.

"Dude, my girl was on the rag last night so I had to play a little "Pin the Tail on the Donkey" to get a piece.

by Daniel Patrickk December 17, 2006

dicking the donkey

Acting in an unproductive manner while in Mexico. Similiar to "Dicking the Dog".

Hey Pedro, stop dicking the donkey and help me move these boxes.

by Charlie of Mexico November 2, 2007

Feed the donkey (v.)

To masturbate (derived from the wrist motion of throwing seed in a trough)
see: Feed the ducks

I haven't anything to do Saturday night. I think I'll just sit home and feed the donkey.

by The Char November 25, 2003

Scratch The Donkey

A term for using sites like Omegle and Chatroulette so parents dont know what your talking about. Often mistaken for masturbation

Mike: "Hey man, I think the donkey is itchy"

Matt: "Yea, lets scratch the donkey at my place in like an hour, alright?"

by Mange Crosby November 28, 2011