Fan: Oh, yeah, what book are you reading
Reader: The Death Cure
Fan: It’s a good book... I recommend skipping page 250
Reader: Why
Fan:(sobs hysterically)
Reader: The Death Cure
Fan: It’s a good book... I recommend skipping page 250
Reader: Why
Fan:(sobs hysterically)
by Cobbie January 11, 2018
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It was frosty pumpkin season and Steph was enjoying an evening patio session with Johanna. After finishing up gossiping and creeping online, she realized that they had polished off two bottles of wine by themselves. Worried about the MIL visit the following morning, she remembered The Banana Cure. After figuring out that she drank 5 servings of wine, she proceeded to eat 10 bananas, forgetting that the rule clearly states to stop at 8. Fortunately, she avoided the 69% chance of sleeping next to the toilet and miraculously felt great the next morning just in time for the visit from her favorite MIL.
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Steve: I feel like i forgot something
Joe: What'dya forget?
Steve: I dunno...probably something vital like the Cure-to-the-Common-Cold...
Joe: What'dya forget?
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I found the cure-to-the-common-cold !
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Absolutly not! The best way to cure a jellyfish sting is to pour battery acid on it and then rub it with steel wool
Absolutly not! The best way to cure a jellyfish sting is to pour battery acid on it and then rub it with steel wool
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