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Shakes the clown

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An adult individual who works as a clown entertaining kids while withdrawling from drugs or booze so bad, that said clown cannot juggle bowling pins or perform any tricks for that matter. Shakes will eventually become angry and violent if not given the good stuff.
Is there something wrong with the clown for Timmy's party? It looks like he is having DT's....why is he scratching himself? Is he trying to pull a rabbit out of Timmy's ass?
Oh, you ordered shakes the clown. Just give him some liquor or a tranquilizer dart and he'll settle down.
by sciflyer.25 September 12, 2010
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FlipFlop The Clown

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A clown with an extreme foot fetish. He has a song called "Feet On My Face" that became an instant hit amongst both the juggalo & fetish community. FlipFlop The Clown Travels the country sucking toes!
by FlipFlop The Clown June 2, 2020
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Elbows over the clown

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A action or set of circumstances or actions that are ridiculous, crazy, and unbeliveable.
Tony just drove through his car right off the peer into the lake while eating cotton candy! That is so elbows over the clown!
by Mullrock August 23, 2022
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Stumps the clown

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Chilled out man with face tats, Raging alcoholic. He's lived and his mind bears the signs of a life lived. He once went on a trip in which a chow-chow dog told him the meaning of life in a secret underground lair full of midgets playing rhythm drums around a bonfire. I learned a lot form that man.
Stumps the clown: Y'all wanna see my bullet wound?
Crowd: Yes!!! Show us!
(Stumps shows them his bullet wound)
Crowd:....(some people show signs of extreme offense. punks and friends cheer.)
Stumps the clown kicked heroin. He is a hot man.
by La Abeja de la Noche March 27, 2008
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boxing the clown

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What? so you're gonna sit at home boxing the clown all night?
by muthafuckinhol January 11, 2010
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Punching The Clown

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The act of masturbation. Commonly known as jerking off...
Since she left i've been punching the clown like twice a day.
by Nick Conte October 4, 2005
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art the clown

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Essentially what you get when you combine a creepy mime and a homicidal clown. Art the Clown is a downright creepy and peculiar slasher clown (popularized in the 2017 movie Terrifier) because of his reluctance to speak yet his overwhelmingly comical facial expressions. He may not appear physically imposing like other slashers (although lankiness is quite often viewed as creepy) - yet he is quite handy and very willing to do all kinds of dirty work. Art is someone that laughs at the worst times despite not making a sound. Like Michael Myers who also stalks shady streets on Halloween night, Art the Clown is also a superhuman Halloween entity who appears to be unkillable. Art probably has some reason for his weird child-like mannerisms combined with his homicidal tendencies being a part of his persona, but you may never find that out. The most effective and witty clown we've had since forever, played by the talented David Howard Thornton.
Pennywise who?

Art the clown is what would have happened if Michael Myers stuck with his clown getup and never became catatonic.
by Atticus Binch May 25, 2018
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