classroom boner

A classroom boner is a spontaneous erection that a guy gets when he's in class.

In aeronautics class today, I got a classroom boner!

by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020

classroom boner

A classroom boner is the hard-on a guy gets when he's standing to recite something during school.

I got a classroom boner today in English class!

by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020

ASL Classroom

ASL Classroom is a start-up company dedicated to helping people learn American Sign Language online from home.

"ASL Classroom was amazing! Right away I noticed improvement in my signing, and it was so great to be able to practice with other ASL learners twice a week. It was wonderful to finally get any questions I had about ASL answered and the teacher was always so helpful. I learned so much!"

by ASL_learner October 23, 2012

Classroom Hoops

When you have an unwanted piece of paper in a classroom, and you don't feel like wasting the energy (And creating the awkward moment when everyone looks at you when you get up and throw something away) by walking to the trash can to throw it away. So instead, you tap your neighbor on the shoulder and say "Check this". While you crunch up the piece of paper, you imagine yourself making a perfect shot into the trash can in slow motion. As you release the paper ball one of two things can happen: 1)You already know you completely missed and you will look like a complete idiot for wasting your neighbor's (And possibly the girl you still need to ask out's) time to see you throw a piece of paper on the ground. 2) You will make the impossible shot directly into the trash can and get thumbs up and pats on the backs by everyone who saw you perform the feat.

*Takes place in a boring science lesson
Man 1: Yo bro, check out my skills.
Man 2: Go for it.
*Man 1 makes the shot
Man 2: Dude, you have got some serious Classroom Hoops skills!

by duckinator617 July 27, 2010

Pigs in a classroom

When there is a walking and talking pig in your high school. Sometimes this pig will follow other human classmates around, and try to invite himself places. although this pig believes he has many friends, he is truely ridiculed and used by any class mates. Ways of spotting one would be, Piglet nose, piglet ears, smells like ham, and an overall douchebag. Many people refer to it as a ham sandwich, walking bacon, and a tool.

Student 1: "Dude, did you notice that pig walking to pre-calc this morning"
Student 2: "Ya dude wtf was up with that, it was like pigs in a classroom or something.
Student 1: "ya idk bout whatever it was it sure made me hungry
Student 2: Ya its probably a douchebag
Student 1: DEFINATLY

by BC COURTNEY November 8, 2009

humor in the classroom

trying to make your class laugh w/ corny jokes. has been attempted by a certain math teacher.

get it? it's humor in the classroom! c'mon guys! laugh!
i.e.
factor first
math disco dancing
'the talk' (that one wasnt on purpose tho!)
and many many more.. usually math related corny jokes!

by JackieC January 26, 2004

Classroom monkey

Classroom monkey's are the black kids that don't respect anyone but themselves and consistently act out in class because they don't plan on ever being a functioning part of society.

Connor: Did you hear Darnell in the back of class?!
Tom: I know right! I couldn't even hear myself think.
Connor: Yeah, he is such a Classroom monkey!

by MEat-un-beet May 27, 2018