mischa barton

one of the hottest chicks i've ever seen on television!
she's sooo cute

known from o.c. california as marissa
basic instinct
...

i'd love mischa to suck my d1.ck

by wallawalla March 3, 2005

Mischa Barton

Did you ever watch 'The O.C.'?
The thin girl with a face so gorgeous you wanted to eat it!
Well, that my friends is Mischa Barton!

Riley: So, what does your new girlfriend look like?
Michael: No word of a lie - she's in the Mischa Barton league!
Riley: Seriously? You lucky f**ker!

by ChooseRedBull June 28, 2010

Mischa Barton

The only reason I sometimes watch the O.C.

Mischa Barton is smoking hot.

by demoncleaner May 15, 2008

Mischa Barton

The only girl I'd leave my fiance for.

Me - Oh look Mischa Barton's over there and she wants me!111
Girlfriend - Okay you win.

by Ashley9505 December 7, 2006

ryan barton

A salty person who cannot get laid.

Ewww it is a Ryan Barton.

by Jaydk June 5, 2019

mischa barton

quite possibly the hottest Brit to walk the earth.

wow, that mischa barton bird from the OC is so hot, i want to fuck her in all her holes!

by moosemoose April 21, 2006

Barton's Vodka

Vile, disgusting vodka that is only mildly tolerable after being ran through a pitcher water filter and mixed with cheap ass mixers.

"Dude, this Barton's Vodka isn't too bad after the filter!"

"Your liver will still still hate you tomorrow."

by MrShadySack February 24, 2012