reverse balkan gecko

the reverse balkan gecko is when you are getting fucked in the urethra hole

jaden had the best reverse balkan gecko last night with some black guy

by damo dazza February 27, 2024

balkan/mediterranean pilled

Realizing that your country in the Balkans/Mediterranean Sea is, in some way or another, considered superior to any other country in the world, even though the economy of your nation may be utter shit.

Other countries attempt to compensate by boasting a better economic status, believing it is their sole means of feeling "better" or "superior" to any Balkan/Mediterranean nation. Consequently, they are destined to forever lack the greatness of a truly civilized and great Balkan/Mediterranean nation.

For these foreigners, it seems that their situation is irreversible, with little they can do to improve their nation, as their history and progress are deemed worthless and insignificant.

Westerners need to realize that their country is worthless as it is not balkan/mediterranean pilled.

by DinaricMF December 31, 2023

bella balkan

sexiest, amazing woman amazing wallah smile

hey that’s bella balkan she’s sexy as

by marcus lad May 4, 2022

Balkans

The shithole of the earth located in the balkan peninsula in south eastern Europe

you're going to the balkans

NooNOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by athinistan July 6, 2021

Balkan Frisbee

When an individual picks up a proximity mine and throws it at another individual to blow them up in fortnite

"I can't believe you killed that dude with a Balkan Frisbee"
"He can take the L lmao"

by anonymous November 24, 2024

Balkan Breakfast

When those TikTok assholes thinks they're doing it right

Asshole 1 : Look guys! I'm eating Balkan Breakfast!
Some random dude in the comments : stfu that ain't the Balkan Breakfast you absolute foolish nigga

by shiiishkebab December 8, 2024

Balkan Ballslam

The art of sitting down so fast that your balls clap so loud they reverberate and shake the room.

Ex: "dude I sat down so fast yesterday my balls shook the room it was like a Balkan Ballslam".

by JD_1039 February 21, 2025