Dude 1: Man I managed to pull of the Bean Wobbler on her
Dude 2: Dude no way. How hard did you wobble it?
Dude 1: Man she started squealing like one of the chipmunks I crucified in my backyard
Dude 2: Dude no way. How hard did you wobble it?
Dude 1: Man she started squealing like one of the chipmunks I crucified in my backyard
by LemminarTheSecond February 15, 2020
A vehicle that appears to be unsteady or wobble when going down the road, similar to a pull toy with the wheels offset. Also, a person who is operating a vehicle in a manner that causes the above appearance.
by gdawd49 August 02, 2009
A knob-wobbler can also be defined as an angry dickhead. It’s someone who is prone to outbursts of entirely unjustified or misdirected anger.
Whenever Johnny is asked to do his job he beats the desk with his phone and threatens people. He is *such* a knob-wobbler.
by Captain Finklebottom III June 18, 2021
Tarquin: by golly Ksenia is popping out of her bikini
Aubrey: she does indeed have a fantastic set of jelly wobblers!
Aubrey: she does indeed have a fantastic set of jelly wobblers!
by Gollywobble July 18, 2021
by jason alan richard wosley May 09, 2003
A jelly wobbler is an annoying person who nervously shakes one or both knees under the table while casually sitting there, causing the table to shake and thus disturbing anyone else sitting there.
Stop wobbling the table, you great jelly wobbler, you!
Don't be a jelly wobbler, Robin. Nobody likes a jelly wobbler. Control your knees!
Don't be a jelly wobbler, Robin. Nobody likes a jelly wobbler. Control your knees!
by Martin Overly August 26, 2016
Used as an insult to highlight one's lack of height and the crappiness of one's job. They would be a shelf stacker but they cannot reach and just knock things of instead. Hence the name "Shelf Wobbler".
That Richard Evans is a right shelf wobbler! I don't know how he's got a mechanics apprentiship for less than £1 an hour. Ha Ha Ha!
by Matthew Wood July 04, 2004