jee wiz

the wrong spelling of gee whiz

no you idiot, its gee wiz not jee wiz

by ddaberrnation October 22, 2017

WIZ

WIZ - Short for wisdom used to describe a mans girlfriend or wife. Commonly used in the 5 percent nation of god & earths. A term derived from New York City.

Greeting: Peace God , Whats the word king ?

Reply: Here chillin with my wis(wiz) beloved Whats the Science god?

by GAWDKING October 8, 2019

Liz Wiz

What Liz's do when they need to take a wiz

After competing in a case race, Liz bolted to the bathroom in order to take a Liz Wiz

by Smartness5309 January 19, 2008

Wiz Kalifa

A Wiz Kalifa aka a "Salty lemonade" or a "Mello Yellow " is a sexual act similar to a snowball but with urine instead of semen. After urinating in the recipients mouth. It is then spit back into the mouth of the urinator. Often seen in speciality porn

I was watching a kinky adult movie & after defecating on each other the couple then "Wiz Kalifa'd" each other.

by Gary Zoolander December 7, 2012

cheese wiz

a ass full of cheese but only delivered through the whole by a girl named kailea

“kailea just gave her meema a cheese wiz”

by Averyissuperweird June 12, 2019

Wiz Shiver

The uncontrollable urge to shiver/shimmy while urinating/Wizing.

Mostly happens to males.

Larry made a real mess of the bathroom with his wiz shiver.

by The Master Wisdom November 17, 2010

Jiffy Wiz

A period of time. It is derived from the computer term jiffy, which is a clock (computer) dependent interval of time. It is so short that hundreds of thousand could pass and a human couldn’t even sense it. From the human perspective, with any passage of time the jiffies would just wiz by, hence the term “jiffy wiz”.

Usage:
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
The dewclaws are up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”

Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."

by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020