A goofy curly headed guy with an abnormal gym addiction, a small un-circumsized penis, and has abnormally short arms. His friends have tons of sex with his mom and girlfriend and he doesn't do shit about it. He is a pushover who has strange fantasies of guys holding glass cokes and wearing teddy bear rings.
Dude: Man that thing is ugly, is he going to kill himself?
Girl: He's a raptor! He should go kill himself!
Raptors Mom: That ugly thing came out my vagina????
Girl: He's a raptor! He should go kill himself!
Raptors Mom: That ugly thing came out my vagina????
by Georgie and Caleb May 30, 2011
by f1r3wAll September 07, 2006
A phrase that describes a specific team tactic, originally used in Call of Duty 2. One team member attracts the attention of the opposing side while another team member engages in a flanking maneuver. The term references the attacking scheme used by velociraptors in the movie Jurassic Park.
Brad - "We need to raptor strategy them, so divert their attention while I sneak around and wtfpwn them."
Stephen - "Clever girl..."
Stephen - "Clever girl..."
by es taco April 25, 2010
The true creator of everything. He is the one true lord and saviour bow down to his exuberance and thou shall be freed from the tight grips of the tricky pig.
by ExuberantWorshipper April 16, 2017
by JR coolster July 04, 2013
Only Canadian team in the NBA. Was a expansion draft team in 1995 and usually made fun of by other teams but Raptors always proves them wrong. Won the championship in 2019 the first time they made a finals, and first time they won it but it won’t be the last.
by $$moneymaker$$ June 16, 2019
When a girl goes up to her boyfriend butt naked while he is in a deep deep slumber. She takes 3 fingers and strokes his face, when he opens his eyes she grabs her vagina lips and pulls them open and up while staring at him and screeching.
by Turtle 123 February 24, 2015