The G.O.A.T Beastmode9000

The heel character of the YouTuber Beastmode9000 debuted on July 21st, 2018 where he had a creepy vibe, but then this character took a more egotistical approach. As Beast later said: "I'm not good at the creepy stuff, it turns out cringey. So I wanted to tweak this character so he had an egotistical edge to him, like some past wrestlers." Needless to say the character was a huge hit with his fans, they started to cheer this new version but Beast didn't want that, he wanted him to be bood. He started making this character cut more vile & degrading promos to the point of almost offense to the viewers but people stuck around because they "wanted to see what he would say next". The G.O.A.T held the Undisputed IWGP World Title for 680 days and was undefeated for nearly 3 years, he had beaten so many challengers, he had even retired Jushin "Thunder" Liger, then came Xavier Young. At Wrestle Kingdom in 2021, these two had a 20 minute 5 star classic match. After a hard landing on the outside by the G.O.A.T, Young threw him into the ring and hit him with a Pop Up Face Crusher for the win. The title reign & undefeated streak of the G.O.A.T had been ended. We have yet to see him (writing this on June 22nd 2021) apart from a short video on Beast's channel in which The G.O.A.T pushed the camera over violently while saying "Get that fucking camera out of my face." Beastmode9000 said he has "big plans" for the character so we will see where The G.O.A.T's journey takes him in the future.

"I am The Greatest Of All Time, the reigning Undisputed IWGP World Champion, the Undisputed Future, and I hate every single one of you disgusting, worthless, waste of space peasants! Bow down to me, I am your God!"

How The G.O.A.T Beastmode9000 sometimes signs off

by InternetDeepDiver June 22, 2021

The Potato Oath

The oath of potatoes, against potato abuse, and potato harm.

You will come across the potato curse if you break The Potato Oath.

by NICE BRO NICE OMFG June 11, 2018

The Great Oak

Term of endearment for the land that is, Oklahoma.

Dave : I am going up to Fort Sill for Artillery training.

Brad: Off to the Great Oak!

Dave : yup

by Bootspike November 6, 2011

the poison oak incident

This phrase is used to reference an incident where two men were hunting for quail and mysteriously one man had poison oak on 60% of his body, including is rectum and the other hunter had poison oak on his penis and testicles. They will claim that the areas affected by poison oak on each other do not correlate to any specific activity but we all know what happened.

Toby: what really happened in the Poison Oak Incident?
Collin: Hey man, I dont want to talk about it.

by Whiskey Slough Q July 29, 2019

The Daily Oat

Commonly referred as TDO, it is a highly underappreciated and undertrafficked brony news site. If one were to join their Skype newsroom, it has been said that Enlightenment is guaranteed. Those who ever associate with said newsroom members have exhibited signs of extreme ecstasy, either foaming at the mouth with a large boner, or simply ejaculating on the spot.

The origins of the site and news team has been tracked to Ponychan's /oat/ board, but it is still unknown as to where they actually came from.

Nicholas Cage: So, I was on the set of National Treasure 21: The Eagle's Asshole of Gold, when I came across this site. . . .

Morgan Freeman: Oh? And what, pray tell, was that site?

Nicholas Cage: It is not exactly known to the world, but—

2 Chainz: Yo dawgs, what's up?

Morgan Freeman: Mr. 2 Chainz, my friend! Please, have a seat. Nick here was just telling me about this site.

2 Chainz: Do it have kick ass beats on it?

Nicholas Cage: No, but I have never been more happy in my life. The name of the site is The Daily Oat, and it does brony news. But here is where things get interesting . . .

<Conversation Redacted Due To Unimaginable Amounts Of Semen>

by JustAnotherTimeLord September 2, 2013

Sharpen the Battle Oar for the Regatta

Code used by closeted gay men to communicate their intent on attending a gay sex orgy;

Sharpen= lubricate

Battle Oar= one's penis

Regatta= public place, usually a highway rest stop or secluded park bench, where homosexual men go to have unprotected sex with multiple anonymous partners

Mike: Hey Dave, what are you up to tonight?

Dave: I'm so stressed. I'm ready to sharpen the battle oar for the regatta. (wink)

Mike: Sounds good. I'll see you there. (gently taps foot)

by Crewman April 29, 2009

a bit of the Jo Oakley

1) Mentally handicapped
2) Suggesting a serious and irrevocable personality flaw.

You’re mentally slow. You’ve got a bit of the Jo Oakley about you.

by Giant Oscar January 21, 2025