fudge missile

A thick powerfull log of fecal matter forcefully ejected by the bowels often fueled by anal vapors. Violent peristalsis.

His fudge missile tore a hole through his imperferated sphincter.

by Mudcunt September 28, 2006

s-missile

Shit, as in the way "f-bomb" means "fuck."

Did you hear about Billy? He got kicked outta the game for shooting off an s-missile!

by fbombfreddy February 27, 2008

Cubit Missile

Only one Cubit Missile is known to exist. It is the male sexual (or lack thereof) organ.
The Cubit Missile is a tactical and stealth model. Its prime function is to remain undetected by the human eye and thus far has achieved this goal with a 100% success rate.
It has been widely reported by several international agencies that the Cubit Missile has a high failure rate, as close as 90% of test launches have resulted in a non-fire situation.

"Eric, I thought you said you were well endowed but thats ... a Cubit Missile"

by Finely Tuned March 23, 2009

Missile Cushion

The act of folding about a full arms stretched out length of toilet paper, three times, laying it softly on top of the toilet water, and leaving a monster shit on top of it so that the shit is emerged from the water (for extra stinkage) and a nice surprise for the next visitor to capture the full on essence of your beautiful turd. (Do what you will with your buttwipe, just don't let it get in the way of your masterpiece.)

I owe this all to the man who named this glorious act... Without it, it's just a shit.

I left a big o' missile cushion in the shitter at work for Johnson to see.

by Act: Don M. Name: Tim B. March 31, 2009

Roman Missile

The art of making a woman spontaneously combust from an amazing orgasm by laying her on her side and lifting her top leg straight up, penetrating her vagina at a constant but fast pace while you rub the clitoris with one hand, and finger the rectum with the other. It is a difficult task to get right as you may succumb to the uncoordinated failure of a similar multiple limb movement, the "tapping your head and rubbing your stomach" test. You may need to master this first before you move on to the mount everest of orgasms. Good luck.

Example 1:

Judy - " Hey Mary how come you look so pale today?"

Mary - "Because I almost spontaneously combusted when Daniel gave me a roman missile this morning"

Example 2:

Lauren - "Fuck Stacey, I feel like I could be pregnant after getting an amazing roman missile last night"

Example 3

Tony is giving his wife a roman missile and then all of a sudden *BOOM* she disintegrates into a pile of dust.

Tony - "At least we know she is in orgasm heaven"

by Omaster December 15, 2011

Launch a missile

"Launching a missile" means -taking a poo.

Jesus Christ Arron, That curry was really spicy. I'm off to Launch a missile in trap three. I wouldn't come anywhere near me as the fall-out will be horrendous!

by Johnny badder December 10, 2015

Missile Tits

The oddly-shaped bosom found on both females and overweight males that are usually the target of heavy social criticism. Often, these malshaped breasts have a normal base, however, they extend away from the body gradually, to a somewhat sharp point. The tips are common localtions for plush, oversized nipples. They're easily identified, as their unique shape can be seen under most garments and they have distinct motions while during calistentics.

-Dom's firm missile tits perfectly accomadate his large, pancake nipples.
-Look, Brad's missile tits are almost as big as Traffic Cones!

by Jone Merler July 16, 2008