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Fuck Fondler

Someone who shows up to a public lemon party dressed in a rubber panda mascot outfit. Attempting to hold the hands of EVERYONE in the room while making eye contact. Humming something written by the beach boys, slowly working their hands towards any/every orifice that is closest. Oddly smelling of six week old fish mayo.
Ain't getting the smell of a Fuck Fondler out of your carpet.
by ImMrMeeseeks November 29, 2018
mugGet the Fuck Fondlermug.

taint fondler

Man I was at the movies watching jerking off when a taint fondler fondled my taint
by theassman May 7, 2018
mugGet the taint fondlermug.

the fondler

A guy that will fondl your balls every we’re you go. At you house ,restaurant , park, and work “HE” will mostly be there to fondle any boys balls by the name of Drake
Did you hear drake and the fondler we’re together in his room last night
by Slave holder 69 June 12, 2018
mugGet the the fondlermug.

Foot fondler

This phrase refers to someone who is sexualy stimulated by feet and therefore may fondle with there sexual parters feet

Foot fondling or a foot fetish is something 5hat can be labelled under the umbrella term kinks
Broo Simon creeps me out he loves feet he is such a foot fondler
by Fannyfiddler2.0 January 4, 2022
mugGet the Foot fondlermug.

Flint sausage fondler

When your girl sticks a raw Koegel sausage in your butthole and wiggles it around until you orgasm. The acidity will make your ass feel like it's on fire but it's worth it if you can handle it because your ass will go numb and you will nut harder. The name derives from Flint, Michigan where there is a Koegel Sausage billboard right on I-75 near where all the roads are stacked on top of each other. If you've driven through Flint, you know what I'm talking about.
Ron: "My girl and I were getting kinky and she gave me the flint sausage fondler. DAMN I haven't felt that good in a long time."
by HouCou2003 November 3, 2022
mugGet the Flint sausage fondlermug.

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