When you see someone is going to perform a Jack Attack, you slap them across the face and tell them not too do it or it will ruin their lives. Also wash their pillow the first chance you get.
by gdotdog February 2, 2022
Get the jack defendmug. Yesterday I was a total Vag Defender for Carla. Like James wouldn't stop trying to get in her pants.
Yeah, like we were gonna makeout but Jamie decided to Vag Defend me and he ended up just leaving.
Yeah, like we were gonna makeout but Jamie decided to Vag Defend me and he ended up just leaving.
by ellenmahoneyo April 13, 2009
Get the Vag Defendermug. A man known to officials only as "Mister E." (pronounced "mis-tuh-ree"), that watches over Baltimore's downtrodden. It is rumored that when he was a younger affluent man, he was jailed after being falsely accused of a crime that would have had him killed had he not been saved by a poor, uneducated, black man in his cell.
Man, you hear that the Defender of the Downtrodden has gotten another brother released from that slammer?
Look, a bird, a plane, the Defender of the Downtrodden.
Look, a bird, a plane, the Defender of the Downtrodden.
by HCE123 June 20, 2011
Get the Defender of the Downtroddenmug. 
exclamation used to signify that the opposing force or team is an utter failure in regards to anything and everything. a put down stating that they are inferior to you because you pwned them at something.
Yea, in chemistry class we got the answer right, the class can't defend.
I stole your french fries, you can't defend!
I stole your french fries, you can't defend!
by Bauer Power October 26, 2005
Get the can't defendmug. by Pancreas100 October 7, 2011
Get the Playing Defendermug. He thought he set up the pedofile and faked it... when he just fell into a trap that he set up for him...
by James Porter December 9, 2003
Get the pedo-defendermug.