When someone is on the clock at work, and their basically doing anything and everything possible to keep busy ONLY its so dead that working harder makes no difference and the manager have their heads way too far up their asses to care.The opposite of fucking the dog.
Regal Floor Manager: Has anyone seen the doorman?
Staff Member: He's crushing the cat. Last time I saw him, He was organizing the freezers.
Staff Member: He's crushing the cat. Last time I saw him, He was organizing the freezers.
by Coletreezy September 3, 2009
Get the Crushing the Cat mug.A gun fighting style or move. This involves an armed individual or team breaking down a door, or crashing in, with guns blazing. Usually resulting in death on either side of the door.
Benny: " Did you hear what happened at Lennys?"
Tony: " Fuck no, what happened? "
Benny: " A few guys decided to rip him off I guess"
Tony: " How the fuck did they manage to get into Lennys? There must be a dozen guys in there all the time with shot guns"
Benny: " They pulled the door crasher"
Tony: "Fuck eh?"
Benny: " Ya, now Ryders dead, same with Carl, and T-Bone. Im not sure about Torino."
Tony: " Fuck no, what happened? "
Benny: " A few guys decided to rip him off I guess"
Tony: " How the fuck did they manage to get into Lennys? There must be a dozen guys in there all the time with shot guns"
Benny: " They pulled the door crasher"
Tony: "Fuck eh?"
Benny: " Ya, now Ryders dead, same with Carl, and T-Bone. Im not sure about Torino."
by cocknugget15cock December 28, 2010
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Taking the virginity of an overweight woman.
Taking the virginity of an overweight woman.
Guy 1: Dude, I totally popped Becky's cherry last night.
Guy 2: Bro, Becky is like 250 pounds, you weren't popping the cherry, you were crushing the tomato.
Guy 2: Bro, Becky is like 250 pounds, you weren't popping the cherry, you were crushing the tomato.
by datmanydocris April 25, 2016
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by William Rentes September 3, 2018
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by Lil Niggas September 28, 2012
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“We got this! Let’s crash the mode!”
Meets favorite celebrity and is showing your friend their signature after the fact
“It was totally crash!”
“We got this! Let’s crash the mode!”
Meets favorite celebrity and is showing your friend their signature after the fact
“It was totally crash!”
by NudelboyLover November 23, 2022
Get the Crash the Mode mug.when you open a bottle of liquor and dispose of the cap, therefore having an obligation to finish the entire thing.
"We were only going to have a couple drinks, but after crushing the cap we then had to finish the whole 60."
by lola19 April 9, 2012
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