busaba calamari

Term used to describe a powerful aphrodesiac.

Screw the viagra, I'm cooking a busaba calamari for dinner tonight.

by Penelope Argents July 4, 2008

rocky mountain calamari

sheep, goat, cow assholes cooked the same way as traditional calamari

Suzy doesn't care for rocky mountain oysters but she really digs rocky mountain calamari if they are prepared correctly

by buck neckd April 17, 2011

Grubby Calamari Bitch

A grubby bitch that loves her calamari and also smells vaguely squidlike
See also; Jumbalaya, Jimberino, Jimbus2000, Josh, Jumby

Where did all the Calamari go?
Oh, the Grubby Calamari Bitch ate it all

by ElonMonke March 15, 2022

Calamari Kiss

When a cat presents its butthole to you, or presses (kisses) it on your leg, as a form of reverence, formal inter species greeting, or to marks its human territory.

“A kiss is just a kiss, but a calamari kiss means your family. *Howdoin!*”

by Jean_Creme March 16, 2025

calamary

A squid who is abused on discord

My friend yelled out, "Calamary!"

by noturavgmom April 20, 2017

Urban Calamari

Used condoms one finds in parking lots and back alleys.

The used condoms in the puddle behind my favorite strip club looks like urban calamari with an opaque creamy filling.

by Urban Calamari December 21, 2019

calamari guy

Referring to a man whom is uncircumcised

Oh no here comes calamari guy

by Cloey money June 8, 2018