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busaba calamari

Term used to describe a powerful aphrodesiac.
Screw the viagra, I'm cooking a busaba calamari for dinner tonight.
by Penelope Argents July 4, 2008
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rocky mountain calamari

sheep, goat, cow assholes cooked the same way as traditional calamari
Suzy doesn't care for rocky mountain oysters but she really digs rocky mountain calamari if they are prepared correctly
by buck neckd April 17, 2011
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Calamari Hoopla

The act of flinging sizzling hot Calamari on a gentleman's fully erect penis. If successful, the gentleman should shout Hoopla, Hoopla Hoopla whilst trying to remove the hot Calamari before 2nd degree burns occur. No one wants that of course.
"Would you like to play Calamari Hoopla tonight darling? I have some spare Calamari, I thought it might be fun?"
by Humpabalooshka October 27, 2022
mugGet the Calamari Hooplamug.

The Calamari

When you and your partner press asshole to asshole and both push at the same time so they suction cup together.
Last night in the bath me and my lady did the calamari and she ripped out some of my butthole hair
by Cliffypoo June 21, 2017
mugGet the The Calamarimug.

calamari guy

Referring to a man whom is uncircumcised
Oh no here comes calamari guy
by Cloey money June 8, 2018
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Desert Calamari

Foreskins of circumcised people.

An excised foreskin has a “chewy” texture & ring shape to it. Ironically, in Jewish tradition, circumcision is mandated, however shellfish including squid are prohibited to be eaten as they are unclean. Circumcision has its roots in desert societies including the ancient hebrews, Egyptians & later on in Islam.
And so the mohel cut off his desert calamari!
by ThreeThreeOneThreeThree July 24, 2022
mugGet the Desert Calamarimug.

calamary

My friend yelled out, "Calamary!"
by noturavgmom April 20, 2017
mugGet the calamarymug.

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