mess

Military word for where you live or eat.

going to the mess for a feed or going to the mess for a sleep

by Newey January 12, 2004

Mess

Someone who has a broken phone screen.

Have you seen Aliza? She's a mess, just like her phone screen.

by alizaismess™ August 17, 2016

mess

to induce a state of mind where one has no freaking control with the help of alcohol or drugs

man you were a huge mess last night

by bren August 18, 2003

Mess

Is the genitalia in a male.

"I wish that girl would come over and suck my mess"

"look at it, its just a pile of mess down there"

by Iker99 September 14, 2011

mess

To define having a large quantity off

Man that guy has a mess load of stuff.

by Gabby Mantaring April 27, 2005

mess

as in jizm, spunk, man-juice, custard, yogurt, any other I could invent given the time...

i've lost me mess all over me best chuff mag

by zac pro July 6, 2004

mess

like saying something is stupid or like an object
something crazy
something that u dont understand nd u respond with wut is this mess?

-"look at this mess"
-"what is this mess"
-"hey samantha come look at this mess"
-"hey ashley do u like this picture? WHAT IS THIS MESS?!?!"

by samantha cantero July 28, 2007