When a dirty, overweight, sex starved woman hovers around you so much it leaves you with no other option than to fuck her brains out.
by Joe Zarthon September 13, 2006
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when older men develop saggy balls.
by Sexappeal Leal August 22, 2007
Get the tetherballs mug.Tetherballs: A sexual action between two opposing players consisting of a stationary penis and a testicle(s). The objective is to strike the testicle(s) (clockwise or counter clockwise) until the "ball(s)" winds all the way around the pole and comes to a complete stop.
Jesse: Hey Chris remember that hot hore from the gym? The one with the nice ass?
Chris: Yeah.
Jesse: Well, I got her to play tetherballs. I let her win cause she's a girl...What are you doing later today?
Chris: Yeah.
Jesse: Well, I got her to play tetherballs. I let her win cause she's a girl...What are you doing later today?
by Pope Bentdick LXIX August 5, 2010
Get the Tetherballs mug.Anatomical slang for a set of testicles that are both low-hanging and pendulous, thus resembling the form and motion of a playground tether ball. Can also be used as an informal title for any male with such testicles.
(As anatomical slang): "A hottie said I had tether nuts, which was pretty cool, but then she went Solange and started trying to hit them like a tether ball!"
(As an informal title): "Yo Tether Nuts, would you kindly get some longer shorts? Your crown jewels are on display, if you know what I mean."
(As an informal title): "Yo Tether Nuts, would you kindly get some longer shorts? Your crown jewels are on display, if you know what I mean."
by Admiral Viggo May 14, 2014
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*The tetherball group strutted through the playground, laughing and being their wacky selves. They didnt give a damn about what anybody thought. They were having fun and that was all that mattered.*
by Shmammy&Co. April 18, 2021
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