When a male attempts to stuff a lot of napkins up his asshole for sexual pleasure. A form of masturbation. Old men tend to use this method more than younger men. Occasionally this method is overused and the asshole tends to stretch and rip, causing a bleeding asshole.
My grandpa tried the napkin testosterone boost last night. Now he went to the doctor and had to get surgery on his ass.
OHHH! yeah! my napkins helped my body fill up with pleasure last night!
OHHH! yeah! my napkins helped my body fill up with pleasure last night!
by Asshole burgendy June 17, 2009
Get the Napkin Testosterone Boost mug.A male affliction. The propensity to blurt out something better kept yourself when internet chatting to a woman you do not know very well.
He: You are really pretty, So what do you do?
She: I'm an accountant
He: Oh that's really impressive, I want to fuck the arse off you
She: and you are suffering Testosterone Tourettes Syndrome or TTS
She: I'm an accountant
He: Oh that's really impressive, I want to fuck the arse off you
She: and you are suffering Testosterone Tourettes Syndrome or TTS
by Cherryaa November 10, 2011
Get the Testosterone Tourettes Syndrome or TTS mug.Testosterone Negative Tendencies 1. politically correct term for a man thought to be gay. 2. A man in touch with his feminine side. (positive compliment)
What a lovely outfit your husband picked out for you!" "John has such a wonderful sense of women fashion style for a welder,"T.N.T. acronym for Testosterone Negative Tendencies"
." commented Brenda, to John's wife, Paula
." commented Brenda, to John's wife, Paula
by Oxithemoron (the orginal) September 14, 2011
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Get the Testosterone mug.Basically when you try your hardest to impress guys or girls by acting like a dick to strangers or friends.
by Ron the boss 8 March 13, 2017
Get the testosterone overload mug.She finally gave in to a natural order of her feminine desire and it was too late for she didn't know what she really wanted I said she turned into a testosterone snorter there like she was when she hit 14 and having all over again it's 17 and then 25 and then 30 and by the time she know it she was just sniffing men's bums.
Some crazy bic from New York turn herself into likeage cokeboy worshipper and then she became a testosterone snorter and hey that's the thing.
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