tesco tax

The punitive price premium charged on some products by Tesco supermarkets for customers without a loyalty card. Tesco is the UK's largest grocery chain with 28% market share.

"I paid £1 extra in Tesco tax on the ice cream because I didn't have my clubcard."

"You can opt out of tracking cookies for free online, but the Tesco tax means you need to be rich to do so offline as well."

"I went to Sainsbury's instead to avoid the Tesco tax."

by tescotax April 9, 2023

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Tesco Roundabout

the act of swinging a full shopping bag around your penis.
similar to a windmill

Ted: Havent seen you around in a while Dave. You alright?
Dave: I tried to show Julie a Tesco Roundabout and snapped my penis! I've been in hospital for the last month!
Ted: Dude

by Cpt Brownsauce Sandwich February 14, 2010

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tesco larger

Tesco larger is an enjoyable cold alcoholic beverage created by Tesco for millions of teens across Europe to enjoy whilst on the Sesh. Its alcohol percentage is 2.8 and it costs 2.65 for 4 cans of this enjoyable beverage.

Hey man I Have cans of tesco larger in my bag want to go seshing by any chance?

by MONNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO September 20, 2017

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tesco tan

This unfortunate tan that is a result of spending significant periods of time working (collecting trolleys) outside in Tesco carparks wearing short-sleeved uniform shirts(or any supermarket)in the sun.The lower arms,face and neck are therefore significantly darker than the torso and legs.

Nice Tesco Tan!
Look at his Tesco tan!
Oh no - I'm gonna have a Tesco Tan tomorrow

by Leadmill Princess September 22, 2007

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