tendonitis

1. an inflamation of a tendon.

2. a clever and shocking "nickname" to use when introducing a friend at a mexican restaurant. Meant to embarass said friend, confuse the waiter and provide years of future laughter at the thought.

waiter: "welcome to los dos amigos."

you: "hi, i am ryan. this is my girlfriend julia, and this is our friend tendonitis.

waiter: *walks away because he doesn't understand english and now you don't get any fucking tortillas*

by tendonitis October 20, 2008

Tendo Nuts

1. When you have a fatty mass with tentacles growing around each of your testicles

2. Dressing your scrotum is Nintendo character apparel

1. "My doctor has to perform surgery to cure my Tendo Nuts."

2. "I was playing Mario Cart with this girl, we started making out, and I pulled out my Tendo Nuts."

by tendonuts June 12, 2014

Tendon

(Noun)strands of tissue that connect the skeletal muscles to bones

Ex. "Make sure to cook the tendon in the chicken well," said the chef.

by Bizzy Artist March 19, 2019

satori tendou

the hottest ,most amazing, most adorable, most scrumdiddlyumptious character in haikyuu.

person 1 : do you know satori tendou?
person 2 : oh yeah, that cute guy from shiratorizawa?

by chickentendou5 July 22, 2021

dragon tendon

The taoist alchemy phrase for penis.

Ouch, she bit off my dragon tendon!

by John MacGregor September 6, 2006

Tenderoni

A boyfriend/girlfriend, boo, etc. Like Rice-a-Roni only cute and snuggly. =o)

I walked over to him slowly, said I know you don't know me but this might be my only shot at a tenderoni - lyric from KP and Envy, Shorty Swing my Way

by eely July 30, 2003

Tenderoni

A young tender woman that has never been done

R. Kelly got caught up with a tenderoni

by B-Town Tweaka April 14, 2009