The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled

The upper house of parliament

Richard: Oi bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trying to ban the BBC.

James: right well bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trash.

Jeremy: *rolling Reliant Robin*.

by cheerful ox April 9, 2022

assume room temperature

Die; cease to inhabit the planet.

On the day that Ted "The Swimmer" Kennedy would assume room temperature, Mary Jo Kopechne could not be reached for comment.

by The Underground Conservative October 17, 2011

jailbait temperatures

When the temperature outside drops below 18 degrees. See also jailbait.

Mack: Dude, I cannot BELIEVE I moved this far north. Yesterday it was 30 degrees outside.

Jack: Ha, wait until December. You're gonna need a new jacket, gloves and hat when it drops down to jailbait temperatures.

by President Warren G. Harding December 11, 2009

temperate

Rate of a temperature increase. The first derivative of a temperature over time function.

The temperate of the sun is rather constant while the temperate of an explosion is parabolic.

by fastmonkeywheels July 10, 2009

sub-negro temperatures

a temperature or climate that is not conducive or favorable to negro and/or halfrican people. The actual temperature threshold is unknown, although it is commonly believed to be somewhere around 45 degrees fahrenheit (or below).

halfrican/negro: "Dang yo, it feels like sub-negro temperatures out here - I shoulda brought my coat!"

halfrican/negro's friend: "Dude, it's only like 40 degrees out here."

halfrican/negro: "Well, where I'm from we ain't used to no 40 degree weather!"

by haileywood January 5, 2010

temporal narcissism

The self-centeredness or vanity of an individual expressing itself through dysphoria caused by the inability to pause, rewind, or fast-forward stimuli or events occurring around him or her in the same way he or she can pause a TiVo or other media device.
(as described on CNet podcast 591)

-Temporal narcissism is often seen when people regrettably remember that they can't rewind the movie they're watching at the movie theater when they couldn't make out what was said.

-Example of temporal narcissism: Driving home from work today, I got really indignant after remembering I couldn't pause the radio while I ordered dinner at the drive-through window.

by cdova November 14, 2007

Temperance Spoon

Long handled spoon, usually metal, kept on the person and wielded by an unavailable or prudish woman to deter men from intercourse. In all cases the spoon is brought down hard on the top of the chap's truncheon - very effective at turning wood to putty.

Also commonly found on matrons/teachers touring the boy's dormitories after 'lights out' at boarding schools, to stop any cases of self-love that maybe occuring.

Margaret: "Goodness gracious Reginald put that away before it feels the sting of my temperance spoon."

by Brucey Big Bonus August 30, 2012