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Teleporting High

The level of highness (after smoking) that creates a teleporting sensation. When you are so beyond high you are laying in bed and thinking about the ice cream you have in the fridge….you blink….then boom, you are now sitting oth bathroom with a bowl of ice cream and don’t remember all the steps in between.
Example uno:
Friend 1: “want to come over and smoke?”

Friend 2: “I’m down, but I wanna get teleporting high.”

Example dose✌🏻:

Random guy named Kevin: “Dude, last night I got soo high, like teleporting high”
by The CHICK that TATTOOS April 17, 2024
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teleporting shit

The act of shit in one toilet and wiping in another
I just took a teleporting shit at work, they had to close one stall and clean another
by ShatmanCruthers February 23, 2024
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International Teleport People Into The Hunger Games Day

10th November, a day where you can throw your friends into the Hunger Games
Ruby: when Cartier killed my tribute in the fanfiction story, I threw him into the Hunger Games because it was International Teleport People Into the Hunger Games Day.
by Lolxdaveryxdxd October 24, 2020
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Teleportation-through-time-ists

Are cult that believes in random time travel. Basically that everything happens at any given time, which is confusing, so I'll explain. For example, say you're walking down the street. According to this cult, future you is walking further down the street at the same time, and that anything in the past is constantly on loop. They also believe that people from both the past and future are being teleported to the present all the time, and it is their responsibility to find them. Their leader is the immortal embodiment of a toaster, and their symbols include spaghetti noodles, paper towels, and cheese graters.
The teleportation-through-time-ists are rapidly approaching me, hence with the intentions to capture me.
by Squid? February 3, 2020
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Magical Teleportation Tea

It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.
"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."

This is after he got his stomach pumped
by asfvgfhjkl;' March 12, 2020
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