Telling a Romney

Untruth; talking shit; lying; deceiving; telling you his Arthur is his Martha but she aint.

My boy said this shit was fire but that nigga be telling a Romney...

by MattMan65 November 3, 2012

telling on

to tell on someone is to inform his or her parent/guardian/superior/jedi that they were recently caught doing the hibbity gibbity with their cousin and are now acting sheepish.

Oh my god, Tim, don't you know that telling on your mate is not lekker!

by Milkmobile July 25, 2014

telling a daniel

To lie, mislead or not tell the truth. Deception at its finest.

Liar: They're going to tow your car.
Honest person: I talked to the super. It's fine. You need to stop telling a daniel, man.
Liar 1: Ok.

Liar: They don't have any french presses at the store.
Honest person: You're telling a daniel again. There's one on sale for 11.99.

Liar: Oh. Can you pick it up?

by Boss Hog 1234 March 5, 2017

Teding

Having sex with a dead goat

Let's go teding

by Turkeybaster52 June 17, 2018

teddington girls

girls that are oblivious to the dangers of cunts and yobs for boys. Set deep in the belief that they cant walk home without getting raped, these ignorant females feel they are the centre of everything, and have no idea what dangers non-dickead boys have to avoid when going on a night or day out.

cunt: 'oi emo! gimme your fukin fone now you lanky bastard!'

teddington girls: 'oh go on, he just wants to have a look at your phone, oh my, your such a pussy matt rickard! why are you running away you lanky prick?!'

by loser999 December 11, 2007

teddington

A evil teddy bear with a large penis and a plumbob on a string he uses for playtime

Oh god not teddington

by Puggymonkeybaby November 30, 2017

Trunk telling Jokes

Refrenced to the "Knock Knock" jokes, When someone has there system up and its "knockin" on there trunk, thats when there trunk is tellin jokes.

D**n man, yo Trunk Telling Jokes!

by Dj Down South of the rap group Project X August 13, 2006