Telah

A girl who's just too outstanding to be defined in words. =D

That girl is totally a Telah.

by Narton March 8, 2009

Tellytubbies

The most fucked up tv show on earth. Four survivors of the khmer rouge genocide are sealed into giant outfits and then made to dance in front of an audience of children who are unaware of the horrors in front of them. Due to the amount of time they have been sealed into the suits they have gone completely insane and their screams now resemble only gibberish. Meanwhile a giant man child sits burning in a furnace and makes baby noises.

Oh shit lads the tellytubbies are fucked up

by suckmyweewee August 14, 2016

telpy

GLUESTICK CANT FUCKING TYPE

whatever you say, just dont put telpy and cum in the same sentence - jasmine to sam

by telpy February 27, 2021

Housewife Telly

Television shows usually watched by the stereotypical housewife. (note the word stereotypical, I'm not implying they all watch it). Some of these shows include:

The Jeremy Kyle Show
Katie and Peter: The Next Chapter
Katie and Peter: Stateside
What Katie Did Next
Kerry Katona: The Next Chapter
Big Brother
Gossip Girl
The Only Way is Essex

Basically any program that adheres to our modern culture of glamorised mediocrity. See also: Daytime Television

Woman: Oh look, Katy Price is moving on with her life, isn't that interesting dear?
Man: Hardly, now get that housewife telly off and put a decent program on...

by Firelovesugar April 27, 2011

Waluigi Telamon

He’s a nice old fellow who donates to the poor. But if you are mean to people, don’t expect to wake up the next morning.

Waluigi Telamon was last seen donating 500,000,000 to a homeless person.

by Paul Zuez March 2, 2019

get a telly

Getting a hotel room

Yo dawg I’m about to go get a Telly

by Dawgslang June 17, 2020

Tellyclapper

Liverpool fan who says they cant get a ticket for the game so they go the pub and clap at the tv.

That Liverpool fan says he cant get a ticket for the game. How come people from Norway and Devon can? He's a liar he just doesnt try and is a Tellyclapper.

by Go the game blue August 27, 2009