Naomi Teague

She is living off pot noodles

Her names Naomi Teague or crusty lips

For example it could be used like “oh look that person is a Naomi Teague”

by 123456hello September 10, 2020

Teague

Teague is an amazing girl but she has thick thighs and a saggy butt. Guys want a teague for her sense of humor cuz she's hella funny. Everyone should know a teague cuz she is just as unique as her name. She knows how to chill but finds getting mad at you super fun. Not everyone will find that teague is their soul mate, but she's a great girl to have around

John: This girl teague in my science class is so fucking funny!
Matt: U gonna smash?

John: Naw dude she ugly as fuck but I wanna get down and just hang

by Caroline Brady April 24, 2017

Teigen

Gorgeous girl with a great sense of humour and completely mad but she's amazing. Can have messy hair. If you find one never let her go.

OMG I love Teigen

by Holidaysarecoming August 14, 2017

Angello Teague

Drug lord in tn
got life in prison for three bodies

dat jit angello teague got life

by duce234 April 5, 2009

teague

One who fucks a fat bitch then lays on her like a couch. or act of laying on her like a couch after he fucks her. noun or verb

Hunter Hendricks is a teague

This bitch was so fat that after she got teagued he pulled her legs out like a fold out sofa.

by frontinlikemydaddy September 28, 2006

Teague

A man who every on jokes is gay but probably not, or is idk

Teague you are gay

by Harry flavorful ballz May 27, 2018

Teague Comedy

A comedy that is mainly targeted at uneducated Middle-Americans. You know you are watching a Teague Comedy when dialogue that isn't really that funny makes your fully-grown adult friend snort milk out of his nose, and when educated humor is said, the same man will chuckle half-heartedly because even though everyone else is laughing, he really didn't get the joke.

John: Man those Mel Brooks movies are sooooo funny, i snort milk out of my nose everytime i watch them!
Ben: Really? When's the last time you saw "Robin Hood: Men In Tights?"
John: I don't know, when i was 12...
Ben: Goddammit John, thats such a Teague Comedy!
*Ben punches John*
John: What was i thinking.....

by JG Schnooglebottoms May 25, 2010