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technolocate

To home in on a person, usually a friend, acquaintence or business contact, by using cell phones, GPS devices or other means of real-time electronic communication to arrive at a previously unspecified meeting place at a specified time.
We agreed to head down to the market at noon, and from there we would just technolocate eachother using our iPhones.
by Grundog June 21, 2008
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Technocrap

A useless/outdated piece of technology that has absolutely outlived it usage or was never useful at all.
Man this printer is some technocrap lets throw it out the window...
by Steak405 October 6, 2008
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technocrat

San Francisco's young and wealthy, tech start-up "millennial" class.
Of course, the Technocrats only drink Philz gourmet coffee.
by Gus Medina March 29, 2015
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technocrat

adj; noun;

an elite group of electronic music enthusiasts, who have refined their techno music tastes through concerts and sharing music. Technocrats appreciate mainstream beats and timeless techno classics, but they believe in the evolution of this rhythmic music genre. They avoid stagnant and tired songs and sounds. They believe the envelope is meant to be pushed, not to continuously rehash the same bullshit.
Yes, I am a technocrat. And yes, I thought the Deadmau5 set at EDC 2010 was slow and boring.
by ZombiePhobe September 7, 2010
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technocamping

What do you get when you cross Harold Camping and technology punditry?

You get a doom-and-gloom prediction of the demise of a technology or technology company, based largely on conjecture and uninformed speculation.
When (pundit) swears that (technology company) is on the verge of collapse because their senior management was overheard by (unreliable source) to be looking into using Voodoo as a means of retaining their customer base, that pundit is technocamping.
by wargen August 1, 2012
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Technomania

Excessive obsession, excitation, arousal, or fascination by the latest technological products, like devices, gadgets, or softwares.
A: Bob has rushed to stores once he heard about the iPad.
B: He's techteased by any new gadget. He's a real technoamaniac!

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A: Have you tried the new Android smartphones yet?!
B: I'm satisfied with my BlackBerry. I'm not very obsessed technomania!
by Ahmed Zidan October 1, 2010
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TechnoComando

the gayest poster in the forums.
I love masturbateing with men...
by kh2 August 10, 2004
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