Louisiana Tea Kettle

Stiking a red hot cattle brand into a woman's vagina until she screems

Doctor what happend??

louisiana tea kettled... god i'm jealous!

by PinkComet69 August 1, 2008

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Ass over tea kettle

In the state of being pissed off

John I'm so ass over tea kettle , my bitch Tina just left me.

by Assoverteakettle July 26, 2013

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bejing tea kettle

when one individual licks another individuals butthole after he takes a large dump and does not wipe.

PERSON A) dude.... last night was freaky

PERSON B) why bro?

PERSON A) i just finished taking a shit, and this bitch who was all over me decided she wanted to give me a bejing tea kettle

PERSON B) did you let her?

PERSON A) DUH RETARD

by pope dope the 2nd April 15, 2010

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Texas tea kettle

Wait till somebody has to poop then tie them upside down and stretch out their asshole, then proceed to pour boiling water down the anus, wait a few and then drink the results

I want some Texas tea kettle right about now

by Thatonecoolguy62974 June 14, 2025

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