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Teachers Crotch

The area above the vagina, but under the belly button. The lower stomach. Teachers crotch appears/happens, when middle aged women raise their waistline. Thus a pouch or sac is exposed.
Dude, she was standing there with "teachers crotch" just blazing in the sun!
by withee74 July 10, 2009
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english-teachered

The process of you thinking your English essay is the best you have ever done and then you're teacher find over 100 mistakes with it.
Mate what did u get for the essay internal?

I got a Achieved.
What, you said u would get top marks.
It got English-teachered...
by A student 2410 March 2, 2017
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ELA Teachers

Ela teachers remind me if Life 360 bc they both ruin ur life. Ela teachers r the worst and make your stress levels go from 0 to inifnity in 1 second.
(Setting: The purge)
Me (at my ELA teachers house)- if you dont wanna die then beg for your life in a 12 point size with a times new roman font page. No double spaces. Must have AT LEAST 14 paragraphs. Have fun :)
ELA Teacher- *starts typing while crying*
by mylifeismessierthanmyroom March 8, 2020
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math teachers

seemingly lame and pathetic balding teachers who probably use that disguise to hide their real identity as a paeodphile and sex predator. they should be avoided at all times. especially when they grin
by trians December 28, 2008
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Gym teachers syndrome

1 A condition, commonly found in gym teachers but also in teachers of other pointless classes, where the patient tries to compensate for the pointlessness of their job with odd and unnecessary busy work.

2 the same, but for anybody with a pointless job
"My gym teacher gave me a written test today. Why would he do that?" "he has gym teachers syndrome."
"My boss is making us wear a different uniform every day. I wonder if he's getting Gym teachers syndrome."
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teachers

Teachers are people who have chosen the profession of (hopefully) imparting knowledge, creating understanding, assisting in application of the knowledge and understanding, and assisting & motivating kids to attain higher-level thinking skills.
Most of those I know are caring, dedicated and work 11 months a year (yes, during the summer) and 7 days a week, 12 hours a day M-F during the school year.
Of course, as with any profession, you have lame-os and deadbeats.
The pay sucks if you work in one of the "Education? Why Bother?" states, like Arizona.
But, watching kids actually try to learn, take standardized test after test (thank you GWBush) and still maintain a sense of humor and enthusiasm makes it worthwhile.
On the downside: Parents who are less than useless, kids who are totally unmotivated and chose to destroy the learning environment and the administration that supports that (thankfully not all administrators are like that) for fear of Karla's mom getting angry that Karla won't be moving to 8th grade... Yes, in Arizona if the kid fails every class and misses 85 days of school, the parent can override the teachers' recommendations to retain the kid.
Julio wrote a letter that said, "If it weren't for my teachers, I'd think all adults were drug addicts and losers."

Pretty cool! My teachers lined up on the last day of school so we could throw pies in their faces!

I have had some astoundingly good teachers and some abysmally bad teachers.

The contributors for some of these "teachers" entries really should have been paying attention to their teachers, then wouldn't look like such asswipes by their horrid use of language and spelling skills which testify to their dumbfuckery.
by Kathleen Feld October 26, 2007
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teachers pet

to be always trying to impress the teacher and get on the good side.
teachers pets include the good kind that's doesn't try and doesn't use it for advantages. others include the teachers pets that do it for the label and the special privileges. but the worst teacher pet includes the kind that do it so when students dob them in the teachers don't believe it.
Amelia is such a teachers pet it make me want to punch her
Yvette is so cool, is soo a teachers pet
by Cassandra Fuziness March 18, 2015
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