The act of placing two naked Taiwanese women your shoulders and fingering them simultaneously with one hand. Meanwhile taking a bonsai tree and shoving it up your own rectum with your other hand.
tom- dude i got two Taiwanese hookers last night...
steve- please tell me you didn't do what i think you did.
tom- oh yah i did the Taiwanese Mountain Climber
steve- please tell me you didn't do what i think you did.
tom- oh yah i did the Taiwanese Mountain Climber
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Get the Taiwanese Mountain Climber mug.When someone sticks their asian eye under someone's anus and the other person has liquid diarrhea. the he puts his dick over her eye to get the shit on his cock and then proceeds to butt fuck her.
"So he told me about a Taiwanese Butt Fuck, and when I fell asleep he proceeded to perform that action."
by Kyle Dennis October 19, 2008
Get the Taiwanese Butt Fuck mug.when you snort ketamine out of one’s foreskin. usually done by getting a line or two of ket and sticking it in the foreskin. one’s nose could get stuck in the foreskin if a vacuum seal is made when sucking with the nostril.
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Get the Taiwanese toaster mug.the art of tip taking in ancient Taiwan often done by a Jamaal or Fredrick goonbrug this art begin in 50.bc and was preformed by yanking of the tip of rapists or pedos when they pulled on it until it came off or the art can be done in a pleasurable way such as when giving Blumkin or gooning with my bros
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Get the Taiwanese tip taker mug.a person that is a chinese with genetic mutations because they are like birds and they are a-holes because they ARE chinese and you can't change that fact by saying you are taiwanese, most people that imigrated to the island are forced to go by anti"communists". The chinese government had changed during the years and is still communist, just not the way you think it is. Just like the American government is not purely a Democratic one because that will not work
Taiwanese: mf fuck you I'm not chinese bc I totally hate communist and I am superior to them because china had a bad history and became super poor
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Get the Taiwanese mug.The act of getting wrist deep or more in a person then proceding to pick the person up and fist pump and jump around and chant
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