The act of placing two naked Taiwanese women your shoulders and fingering them simultaneously with one hand. Meanwhile taking a bonsai tree and shoving it up your own rectum with your other hand.
tom- dude i got two Taiwanese hookers last night...
steve- please tell me you didn't do what i think you did.
tom- oh yah i did the Taiwanese Mountain Climber
steve- please tell me you didn't do what i think you did.
tom- oh yah i did the Taiwanese Mountain Climber
by xXxpidgexXx May 24, 2009
Get the Taiwanese Mountain Climbermug. When someone sticks their asian eye under someone's anus and the other person has liquid diarrhea. the he puts his dick over her eye to get the shit on his cock and then proceeds to butt fuck her.
"So he told me about a Taiwanese Butt Fuck, and when I fell asleep he proceeded to perform that action."
by Kyle Dennis October 19, 2008
Get the Taiwanese Butt Fuckmug. A masturbation method where a man tickles his ballsack right before orgasm, then stops. After stopping the man proceeds to pull on his pubic hair for a few minutes then restarts the process.
by V_d March 17, 2025
Get the Taiwanese Tickle Edgingmug. the art of tip taking in ancient Taiwan often done by a Jamaal or Fredrick goonbrug this art begin in 50.bc and was preformed by yanking of the tip of rapists or pedos when they pulled on it until it came off or the art can be done in a pleasurable way such as when giving Blumkin or gooning with my bros
by poopygooner69 December 7, 2024
Get the Taiwanese tip takermug. when you snort ketamine out of one’s foreskin. usually done by getting a line or two of ket and sticking it in the foreskin. one’s nose could get stuck in the foreskin if a vacuum seal is made when sucking with the nostril.
by lil consent February 25, 2024
Get the Taiwanese finger trapmug. The act between two individuals slapping either their penis or strap-on together until one says uncle
“Did you hear what that Chris did with his girl? They did Taiwanese Ping Pong and he tapped out by slap #4”
by Dr the Mr Buttcheeks May 2, 2021
Get the Taiwanese Ping Pongmug. The act of inserting a tazer up a person's ass and turning it on, after you must drink a bottle of Windex then repeat until desired resulted
by 10 hour portal radio loop November 29, 2021
Get the Taiwanese dragonmug.