Shitfinger

One who cleans out his own arsehole with his index finger after he shits in somewhere other than a toilet.

John Crick: Shitfinger!
"www.myspace.com/ur_homie_gangsta"

by TheEveryman May 16, 2009

Shitfacebooking

When you are very Intoxicated and start posting things on a social network that you would NEVER post if you were sober.

Frank: "What the hell dude"
Jim: "What?'
Frank: "You said you wanted to fuck my wife on facebook last night"
Jim: "Oh fuck, I think I was shitfacebooking last night."
Frank: "You're Fired" (Punches Jim in the face)

by chuckerman September 20, 2009

shitfaced

Being so unbeliveably drunk that you may black out or pass out and you may begin making very bad deicisons. In other words, a fucking good time

OH MY GOD, i got so shitfaced at that party i passed out in a red wagon!!!!

by Johnny211 October 24, 2006

Shitfacedbooking

Facebooking while drunk. Kind of like drunk dialing, but lonelier.

"I did some shitfacedbooking last night and may have lost a few friends."

by TCPDX September 2, 2009

Shitfuckery

When a source of information is providing incorrect information in a way that will cause harm to others.

I am so sick of the shitfuckery being performed on us by the New South Wales government with regard to Covid-19.

by Cajewdel December 18, 2021

shitfest

1) An extremely undesirable or unpleasant situation.

2) An occasion or situation where only bad things are expected to happen, or a situation that is expected to become progressively worse.

3) A monumental clusterfuck.

I have to go to the dmv tomorrow... it's gonna be a real shitfest.

by nrs September 5, 2005

Shitflicker

A pair of shoes that look like they are supposed to flick shit all over you.

Why do you own a pair of shitflickers from aldi? Go buy some new ones before you flick your own shit all over me!

by thescouser February 26, 2012