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Swizzle Jacked

Jacked out of proportion. Normally used slang for a massive cock.
1.Bill is swizzle jacked like a nigger coming back from the convenience store with a forty and a bag of weed.

2. All the ladies know how swizzle jacked Bill is.
by Swizzle Jacked August 28, 2009
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swizzle tizzle

a southern snoop dog version of the commonly consumed beverage, sweet tea
What you want to drink? Some swizzle tizzle...my nizzle.
by James Mabry July 10, 2007
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Hini Swizzle

Slang for the H1N1 flu or swine flu - (H1N1 = hini)
Hey make sure that they sanitize that needle when you go in for that industrial piercing... You don't want to catch the Hini Swizzle from a skin stabber... That would be enough to make you really want to mirk-out!!!
by The_Merkin_Myre_Fire November 5, 2009
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swizzle stick

the male penis
also used for pimps and man whores
He's swizzle stick was so big.
by Bo March 18, 2005
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swizzle stick

A prank to pull on your friends at a bar or restaurant. When they go to the bathroom, take their drink, and dip your penis in it and stir the drink. Put the drink back where it was and after they come back and finish it, you tell them it was a swizzle stick.
I was at Denny's the other day and I saw Shawn give Alex a swizzle stick. It was funny and gross.
by Joseph Schneider October 29, 2007
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Swizzle Stick

the sneaky act of stirring a friends drink by dipping your penis into the glass and stirring whilst their drink is unattended and then proceeding to watch them consume the tainted the beverage
when Tom swizzle sticked Kane's beverare, he had no idea he was drinking a beverage tainted with penis
by swizzlicious April 1, 2011
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magic swizzle

Antiseptic mouth rinse required prior to performing oral sex on a particularly small or fragile penis.
Other doctor: Did you see the tranny in the ED tonight? Super hot!

Doogie: I know right! I had to turn down his or her blowjob offer... couldn't find the magic swizzle.
by EdRoyce March 23, 2023
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